Official religion of the Noob Rebelion (Rebellion) or Noobodia
Noob Creationism Theory
All robloxians are or were once noobs. Noobtheism is the act of harnessing and utilizing your inner noob, as well as worshiping the ORIGINAL creators of ROBLOX.
Deities (Original Creators of ROBLOX)
1. Jimbo, the god of modesty.
2. Rollo, the god of greed.
3. Hamshank, the god of peace
4. Fat Loser, the god of desolation.
Commandments
I: Never tease, shun or harass a fellow noob. He or she is most likely as poor as you are. Noobtheism also states that there is a fifth deity simply known as "the noob." The noob is not considered one being. Noobtheists must believe that a part of "the noob" resides in their body, whether it be 1.0 or 3.0.
II: Thou shall not covet ROBUX.
III: Thou shall not lie to any other Noobtheist.
IV: Honor thy mother and father and respect other Robloxians.
V: Always pray 3 times a day at a Noobtheist Church or shrine, if you can, before every meal. Remember to bring a sacrifice to the prayer, whether it be a can of BLOXY Cola or a whole entire Lambo.
VI Thou shall not steal currency or beg for currency.
"O praised deities, please bless us with qualities of humbleness and modesty. Eradicate the greed of the ROBLOXians!" Noobiur messaging the Deities at Mount Dank. |