MohxyJoin Date: 2010-12-20
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infront of rat spawn* |
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Royj1256Join Date: 2013-07-24
Post Count: 7941 |
Mohxy my boy, we will win. Do not have fear. |
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FRKZDJoin Date: 2015-11-29
Post Count: 1035 |
A loud slamming noise wakes ISOLAYTOR up as a shadow rushes into his room. ISO opens his eyes and sees his mother. "NICK, you've graduated high school years ago yet have no plans for getting a real job or pursuing your degree! I am sick and tired of taking care of you all day as you waste your life playing with children on ROBLOX! If this continues, I will remove your computer privileges from you!" his mother shouts furiously. ISOLAYTOR is not worried. This is the third time this has happened to him in the past month. Unapologetically, he reaches for his wallet and looks for money to give to his exhausted mother who has been working extra hours to support his addiction to legos. As he opens his wallet, he finds nothing in it other than old pictures of raid victories against Vaktovia from 2014 and an old receipt for plane tickets to Toronto.
"Gah," he thinks to himself as he holds back his tears, "why won't you love me, LeaderOfCrossroads! I've spent my life's savings on you and made you my queen, yet you have rejected me!". ISO falls into despair. No one could understand the tremendous pain he is in but him.
Feeling remorseful for his mental state, ISO's mother reminds him to look for a new job that could help him pay his share around the house and heads off to work. "Finally," he thinks to himself, "I can log into ROBLOX and tell everyone how lit my night was and how 'turnt' I am right now."
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Locust_1Join Date: 2015-11-20
Post Count: 9497 |
@mohxy , one thing you need to learn as a raid leader is that updates to base means you chane your strategy accordingly. |
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can i skip HIVE i'm pretty good |
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A loud slamming noise wakes ISOLAYTOR up as a shadow rushes into his room. ISO opens his eyes and sees his mother. "NICK, you've graduated high school years ago yet have no plans for getting a real job or pursuing your degree! I am sick and tired of taking care of you all day as you waste your life playing with children on ROBLOX! If this continues, I will remove your computer privileges from you!" his mother shouts furiously. ISOLAYTOR is not worried. This is the third time this has happened to him in the past month. Unapologetically, he reaches for his wallet and looks for money to give to his exhausted mother who has been working extra hours to support his addiction to legos. As he opens his wallet, he finds nothing in it other than old pictures of raid victories against Vaktovia from 2014 and an old receipt for plane tickets to Toronto.
"Gah," he thinks to himself as he holds back his tears, "why won't you love me, LeaderOfCrossroads! I've spent my life's savings on you and made you my queen, yet you have rejected me!". ISO falls into despair. No one could understand the tremendous pain he is in but him.
Feeling remorseful for his mental state, ISO's mother reminds him to look for a new job that could help him pay his share around the house and heads off to work. "Finally," he thinks to himself, "I can log into ROBLOX and tell everyone how lit my night was and how 'turnt' I am right now."
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i'm pretty sure RAT is already considered a joke
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SlaniasJoin Date: 2012-05-15
Post Count: 717 |
A loud slamming noise wakes ISOLAYTOR up as a shadow rushes into his room. ISO opens his eyes and sees his mother. "NICK, you've graduated high school years ago yet have no plans for getting a real job or pursuing your degree! I am sick and tired of taking care of you all day as you waste your life playing with children on ROBLOX! If this continues, I will remove your computer privileges from you!" his mother shouts furiously. ISOLAYTOR is not worried. This is the third time this has happened to him in the past month. Unapologetically, he reaches for his wallet and looks for money to give to his exhausted mother who has been working extra hours to support his addiction to legos. As he opens his wallet, he finds nothing in it other than old pictures of raid victories against Vaktovia from 2014 and an old receipt for plane tickets to Toronto.
"Gah," he thinks to himself as he holds back his tears, "why won't you love me, LeaderOfCrossroads! I've spent my life's savings on you and made you my queen, yet you have rejected me!". ISO falls into despair. No one could understand the tremendous pain he is in but him. |
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i love this copypasta so much |
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banman455Join Date: 2008-11-20
Post Count: 510 |
Man, I was going to join VOID but I guess I have to wait! |
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888min3Join Date: 2008-07-19
Post Count: 7756 |
These memes are gold. |
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SunXaoJoin Date: 2016-04-15
Post Count: 3761 |
A loud slamming noise wakes ISOLAYTOR up as a shadow rushes into his room. ISO opens his eyes and sees his mother. "NICK, you've graduated high school years ago yet have no plans for getting a real job or pursuing your degree! I am sick and tired of taking care of you all day as you waste your life playing with children on ROBLOX! If this continues, I will remove your computer privileges from you!" his mother shouts furiously. ISOLAYTOR is not worried. This is the third time this has happened to him in the past month. Unapologetically, he reaches for his wallet and looks for money to give to his exhausted mother who has been working extra hours to support his addiction to legos. As he opens his wallet, he finds nothing in it other than old pictures of raid victories against Vaktovia from 2014 and an old receipt for plane tickets to Toronto.
"Gah," he thinks to himself as he holds back his tears, "why won't you love me, LeaderOfCrossroads! I've spent my life's savings on you and made you my queen, yet you have rejected me!". ISO falls into despair. No one could understand the tremendous pain he is in but him.
Feeling remorseful for his mental state, ISO's mother reminds him to look for a new job that could help him pay his share around the house and heads off to work. "Finally," he thinks to himself, "I can log into ROBLOX and tell everyone how lit my night was and how 'turnt' I am right now." |
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WannaBetJoin Date: 2011-01-01
Post Count: 23607 |
It's an original copy pasta |
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