Dear Representatives,
Today we get to pick the next Speaker and I'm here to convince you why you should vote for SuddenRush12G. During the last two terms having Capitalized as Speaker, we have made so much progress. I know it isn't the best, but after the mess HHPrinceGeorge caused in his last term, Capitalized has made a significant recovery. SuddenRush12G is the person we need leading our House for the next two months. We cannot have HHPrinceGeorge come back and screw everything up, just like he did last time. Representatives, if HHPrinceGeorge has contacted you, know that what he said may not be genuine, he is known to trick, manipulate and lie to get what he wants. He did the same thing in his last Speaker election, he called the opponent horrible and made himself look like a hero and then he did nothing, letting the house fall into ruins, forcing us to expel him from the Speakership. HHPrinceGeorge tried to make me vote for him, by striking a “deal” with me. At this time I was in the midst of re-election and asked a friend for him. Instead he tried to force me to vote him for Speaker, but instead of helping me, he sat down, did nothing and claimed my victory as his own accomplishment when in fact, myself, lordsights and frosty6540 took almost 4 hours trying to get me back up. See, HHPrinceGeorge isn't a hard worker, he claims others are bad and piggyback rides himself to glory. If he is elected Speaker, he will do just that, he will makes lies about his opponents, get them removed and make himself unstoppable. Representatives, you have a chance here to stop him, because if you don't think he will use you, manipulate or hurt you, you must be careful because this is his usual routine -- to hit and run to the finish line. He doesn't care you, he doesn't care about house, he doesn't care about the American people, he cares about a rank and a title. Take it from me, someone who he backstabbed when I said I won't vote for him. He will probably reply to this saying “This is just slander and defamation with no evidence” but trust me when I say that is just another manipulation. Ignorance is the best manipulation because you can't ever tell it apart and that is exactly what he will do to this message.
It is time to take back the House from the HHP dynasty which has ruled and corrupted this house for an entire year. Please for the sake of this House chamber, vote for SuddenRush12G. At least he cares about me, you and this House. Thank you and may God Bless you and may he bless America!
Signed,
JedBartlett |