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robb12Join Date: 2009-07-09
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Cool
Original
Wild
Awesome
Retroactive
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SnoopDoggJoin Date: 2007-08-14
Post Count: 11118 |
The Empire Empire
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you guys suck Inc.
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"Take care of your sister, I want you two to get along, alright?"
Aethea sighed in mock exasperation. "Yes, for the hundredth time, I'll take care of her."
Aethea hangs up the phone and returns to watching Nisemonogatari. He begins laughing hysterically as Koyomi sticks a toothbrush into his sister's mouth. Suddenly, Aethea notices a tent rise in his shorts, and his head fills with...Questionable thoughts. 'Hmm...Just me and my sister...'
"For the last time, there is NO way college is more difficult than what I have to go through!" Squeals his sister.
Aethea grins smugly and opens up his massive textbook, filled with words his sister didn't even understand. "I believe this settles it." He laughed. He took a toothbrush out of his pocket and waved it in the air. "Deal's a deal." His sister crossed her arms, annoyed. "Fine. Make it quick, p3rv######Aethea holds his toothbrush tightly in hand, and runs his hands along the smooth ridges of it's shaft. He feels the rounded edges of the tip, as the toothbrush warms in his hand. Then he looks to his sister and grins. "Open wide." His ###### ##### ### lips for a slight moment, then tentatively opens her mouth. Aethea waves no time, and inserts the toothbrush through her moist Eighth grader lips, and into her waiting mouth. He runs it back and forth ###### ### mouth, creating friction against her teeth. "Oh man." He chuckled. He began to press the toothbrush against her dexterous tongue, and her sister responds for a moment with a deep m0an. The sound of this makes him pull his toothbrush out, leaving a rope of saliva attaching the brush to her tongue. 'Whoa..I've never heard her make sounds like that before..' He thinks, before slowly pushing the toothbrush back into his sister's eager mouth. As he continues to "cleanse" his sister's mouth with his dental "rod", his sister m0ans, almost encouragingly.
Finally, Aethea removes the brush, now slick with his sister's saliva. He wipes it off and leaves it on the table. "Ok, I think that's enough bets for today." He says. His sister looks almost disappointed, and asks "Won't we be able to do it tomorrow night?" She asks boldly. Aethea's jaw drops for a second, and then he nods. "O-Of course. After all, I'm supposed to get along with you, right? That means I can do whatever you'd like to you." His sister smiles, hugs him, then walks out of the room.
Aethea turns the T.V. back on, more Nisemonogatari.
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Say something, I'm giving up on you
I'll be the one, if you want me to
Anywhere, I would've followed you
Say something, I'm giving up on you
And I am feeling so small
It was over my head
I know nothing at all
And I will stumble and fall
I'm still learning to love
Just starting to crawl
Say something, I'm giving up on you
I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you
Anywhere, I would've followed you
Say something, I'm giving up on you
And I will swallow my pride
You're the one that I love
And I'm saying goodbye
Say something, I'm giving up on you
And I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you
And anywhere, I would have followed you
Oh, oh, oh, oh say something, I'm giving up on you
Say something, I'm giving up on you
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SnoopDoggJoin Date: 2007-08-14
Post Count: 11118 |
I am iron man
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
Where he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
Now the time is here
For iron man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron man lives again
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What would I do without your smart mouth?
Drawing me in, and you kicking me out
You've got my head spinning, no kidding, I can't pin you down
What's going on in that beautiful mind
I'm on your magical mystery ride
And I'm so dizzy, don't know what hit me, but I'll be alright
My head's under water
But I'm breathing fine
You're crazy and I'm out of my mind
'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me
I'll give my all to you
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
'Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all of you, oh oh
How many times do I have to tell you
Even when you're crying you're beautiful too
The world is beating you down, I'm around through every mood
You're my downfall, you're my muse
My worst distraction, my rhythm and blues
I can't stop singing, it's ringing, in my head for you
My head's under water
But I'm breathing fine
You're crazy and I'm out of my mind
'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me
I'll give my all to you
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
'Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all of you, oh oh
Give me all of you
Cards on the table, we're both showing hearts
Risking it all, though it's hard
'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections
Give your all to me
I'll give my all to you
You're my end and my beginning
Even when I lose I'm winning
'Cause I give you all of me
And you give me all of you
I give you all of me
And you give me all of you, oh oh
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DesorteJoin Date: 2016-09-05
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ANAKIN: Padme, I saw your ship . . .
They embrace.
PADME: Oh, Anakin!
ANAKIN: It's all right, you're safe now. What are you doing out here?
PADME: I was so worried about you. Obi-Wan told me terrible things.
ANAKIN: What things?
PADME: He said you have turned to the dark side . . . that you killed younglings.
ANAKIN: Obi-Wan is trying to turn you against me.
PADME: He cares about us.
ANAKIN: Us??!
PADME: He knows . . . He wants to help you.
ANAKIN: Is Obi-Wan going to protect you? He can't ... he can't help you. He's not strong enough.
PADME: Anakin, all I want is your love.
ANAKIN: Love won't save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that.
PADME: At what cost? You are a good person. Don't do this.
ANAKIN: I won't lose you the way I lost my mother! I've become more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of and I've done it for you. To protect you.
PADME: Come away with me. Help me raise our child. Leave everything else behind while we still can.
ANAKIN: Don't you see, we don't have to run away anymore. I have brought peace to the Republic. I am more powerful than the Chancellor. I can overthrow him, and together you and I can rule the galaxy. Make things the way we want them to be.
PADME: I don't believe what I'm hearing . . . Obi-Wan was right. You've changed.
ANAKIN: I don't want to hear any more about Obi-Wan. The Jedi turned against me. Don't you turn against me.
PADME: I don't know you anymore. Anakin, you're breaking my heart. I'll never stop loving you, but you are going down a path I
can't follow.
ANAKIN: Because of Obi-Wan?
PADME: Because of what you've done . . . what you plan to do. Stop, stop now. Come back! I love you.
ANAKIN: (seeing Obi-Wan) Liar!
PADME turns around and. sees OBI-WAN standing in the doorway of the Naboo Cruiser.
PADME: No!
ANAKIN: You're with him. You've betrayed me! You brought him here to kill me!
PADME: NO! Anakin. I swear ... I ...
ANAKIN reaches out, and PADME grabs#####t###at as she starts to choke.
OBI-WAN: Let her go, Anakin.
ANAKIN: What have you and she been up to?
OBI-WAN: Let her go!
ANAKIN releases his grip on the unconscious PADME and she crumples to the ground.
ANAKIN: You turned her against me.
OBI-WAN: You have done that yourself.
ANAKIN: You will not take her from me.
ANAKIN throws off his cloak.
OBI-WAN: Your anger and your lust ####power have already done that.
OBI-WAN flings off his cloak.
OBI-WAN: (continuing) You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind until now . . . until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
They circle each other until OBI-WAN is near PADME. He places his hand on her.
ANAKIN: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new Empire.
OBI-WAN: Your new Empire?
ANAKIN: Don't make me kill you.
OBI-WAN: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic ... to democracy.
ANAKIN: If you're not with me, you're my enemy.
OBI-WAN: Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
(ignites his lightsaber)
ANAKIN: You will try.
ANAKIN ignites his lightsaber.
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RektangleJoin Date: 2013-07-10
Post Count: 793 |
The Roblox Sovereign Assault Corporation Security Dominion Team Empire (T.R.S.A.C.S.D.T.E) |
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Young Noah: So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. And we're gonna have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, every day. Can you do something for me? Please? Will you just picture your life for me? Thirty years from now? Forty years from now? What's it look like? If it's with that guy, go. Go! I lost you once. I think I can do it again if I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out.
Young Allie: What easy way? There is no easy way. No matter what I do, somebody gets hurt!
Young Noah: Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants?! Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do you want? What do you want?
Young Allie: It's not that simple!
Young Noah: What do you want? Goddammit, what do you want?
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RektangleJoin Date: 2013-07-10
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According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
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slow claps
steps out of the shadows
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest trashpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at some forum site. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some moron at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some trash that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
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SaioseJoin Date: 2013-09-06
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Conquerors of Vengeance
The Hydra King (+Devil of C&G) || Previously known as Zelvios, Azpzi, & Hello || Add 51k+ |
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Destructive Defense
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Halogen Empire
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Ucras Renegade
Retora Empire
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君の名前 何があっても必ず呼ぶから
Ah
君はギザギザハートの持ち主
触れるものは何でも傷つける
世界の全てを睨みつけて
その目は言うんだ 僕はここにいる
誰かが笑ってた
だから引いたんだ その境界線
それなら私がその手を引く
連れてくから
言えないならこの手を強く握って 離さないで
君はもう一人じゃないんだって知ってほしいんだよ
君が嘘をついてしまうのは
それが誰も傷つけないから
ほんとの事はいつも辛くて
悲しいものだと君は知ってるから
誰もが気づかない
おかしいのは僕の方なんだ
震える君の手 握り返す
もう大丈夫
迷ったなら叫んで その声はそう 闇をも払うわ
信じて 君しか君自身を変えられないから
間違うことなど恐れないで 願いは届く
怖いのならこの手を強く握って 離さないで
想った世界をここに描く 今この瞬間
悲しいなら涙を 君の分まで泣いてあげる
必ず最後に笑えるように 私が願うから
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Love to me is blue-eyed and blonde.
Oh, that's sweet Magnolia.
Apple pie on the window still warm.
That's my sweet Magnolia
Walking under a sky that's so blue
After rain has fallen.
When she's walking so close by my side
My troubles seem to just run and hide.
Well, walking under a sky that's so blue
After rain has fallen.
When she's walking so close by my side
My troubles seem to just run and hide.
Magnolia Simms is my little doll.
I can't live without her.
For if she goes my world will just fall.
Stay with me, Magnolia.
Stay with me, Magnolia.
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