I highly doubt I will get elected, or even get enough signatures to get on the ballot; it is worth a try though.
If you're indeed reading this I suggest you take a minute or two to sign and potentially vote for me.
Most of the candidate's speeches I see are garbage; full of lies, phony promises, and the same thing that happens every election.
Want to know what you will get from me? An honest, experienced, and ready American to serve you, the American people.
I've been in NUSA for over 8 months. I know its problems, and I know how to fix them.
I know how to create jobs: You give small businesses a reason to come to NUSA, and then you do what you said you would do. You don't lie, but you get what you said you were going to get done.
I know how to fix our crime rate in LV: You put out more opportunities for criminals and citizens alike. But, it really isn't Congress's job to fix a city. That is why we have a city council. (Please don't be stupid about this one)
I know how to limit corruption: Stop electing the same old "leaders" that get nothing done. If we eliminated half of the phony politicians in Congress, most of our problems would be solved.
I know what party actually represents you: The Plutocratic Party. They work together, and they accomplish the goals they set forth for the American people. I admire this party, which explains why I am running with them.
NUSA certainly isn't transparent enough: How can I help make it more transparent, you say? Well, it is called posting the bills I make, the bills I voted on and why I voted like I did, and hosting press conferences and making occasional speeches on my progress.
How will I get all this done: I will work with and for the American people. I've just about all you can see at this point, and I have a good enough understanding to get the job done. I will ask for your opinions on certain things from time to time, and most importantly remember each and every one of you when voting on bills.
You will get none of this from phony Congressman with phony promises.
I consider myself a conservative, but I am certainly leaning more independent these days. I am strong believer in the 2nd Amendment, and I believe everyone has a right to bear arms. Taking away guns in LV is like taking away Sunday Night Football with two good teams playing: The number of players (In the NFL's case the ratings) go WAY down!
I am also a strong believer in the rest of the Constitution. This sole document keeps America in tact, and makes sure corruption doesn't take over everything!
I also admire Donald J. Trump a lot. He is indeed MY President, and his work over the years has been phenomenal. I like his "tell it like it is" attitude, and I will certainly use that in the Government as like I always do.
Now, you make ask what is next: Well, get out and sign my speech and vote for Carkiller! We won't get any real work done unless I am apart of Congress, working for YOU! Yes, that is right, YOU! |