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What's the difference between a blonde and mosquito?
One stops when you smack it |
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@Divided
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We will prevail under the holy light of DieSoft. |
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IntricalJoin Date: 2016-02-20
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Divided
I almost laughed
Ur so close
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NO YOU'RE KIDDING I THOUGHT I HAD IT
well its okay i shared some good jokes w/ you <3 |
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IntricalJoin Date: 2016-02-20
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they were good jokes
they just didnt make me laugh
ive lost my sense of humor
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IntricalJoin Date: 2016-02-20
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Bump |
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SzordJoin Date: 2015-02-09
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization. |
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PEEERRRRRRRRPEEEEEEEEENNNDIIIICUULAAAAARRRRR BIISSEEEECCCTTOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*screams enthusiastically*
| Ninja crabs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIklYwwd4wE#t=41s |
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one time i climbed up onto a sign but i fell off and sprained both my ankles but i didnt realize it so i ran back up the hill to my house but then i realized that i sprained my ankles and i couldnt walk for a couple days
| Ninja crabs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIklYwwd4wE#t=41s |
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Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. |
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also 1 time i broke my hand with a couch frame i guess
| Ninja crabs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIklYwwd4wE#t=41s |
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i like to stick my big 9 inch weiner as confirmed by my 1d into delaneys tooshie to #### ###### for centuries while also having newpurpleprincess and shilooo as love ###### to leek my feet for all of eternity do i win |
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try watching my signature maybe
| Ninja crabs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIklYwwd4wE#t=41s |
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or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
| Ninja crabs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIklYwwd4wE#t=41s |
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i dont want the money (im nbc anyway) just wanna make you laugh my favorite jokes; grandpa takes a sip from his coffee "ah, like ###### #### in a canoe" grandson: "it's that good?" the grandpa smiles and then dumps the coffee down the sink "it's f---ing close to water" two brothers go out on a hiking trip up in the mountains and suddenly a bear emerges one of the brothers is brutally mauled but the other, armed, quickly fires at the bear and it leaves the brother calls 911 "my brother's been mauled by a bear, i think he might be dead!" "okay sir- can you make sure that he's actually dead?" "one second", the brother replies, and there's a moment of silence, and then a gunshot on his line. "okay, now what?" those jokes aint word for word just as i remember them ok smile |
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the hashtags btw are making and love ;) |
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idk why spacing didnt work tho |
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SzordJoin Date: 2015-02-09
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justin were you ever in aldmeri dominion by poisoncrow |
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i've been in the genre for like 6 years
i was never an active member in his poisoncrow
but i did make him uniforms and weapons at one point
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IntricalJoin Date: 2016-02-20
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gamemastereric came the closest so far
off to watch "ninja crabs" i guess
brb |
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*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: “Mommy?”
mom: “What?”
boy: “Why is the girl dressed in white?”
mom: “Because this is the happiest day of her life.”
boy: “… so why is the boy dressed in black?” |
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in his group* holy hell i cant type today |
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https://twitter.com/WORIDSTARHIPH0P/status/820801750139600896 https://twitter.com/WeLoveRobDyrdek/status/810675891894439936 ############################################################# |
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SzordJoin Date: 2015-02-09
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oh wow i still remember you from like 2012 when i used spectacularasdf |
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