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DoAnAileronRoll
#208703644Wednesday, February 01, 2017 5:57 AM GMT

"18:02 windowshasyou : robeph: Word of advice... don't do that in a coffee shop with a cop sitting behind and getting more than a little curious as to what you are doing... 18:03 robeph : hahahah 18:03 windowshasyou : robeph: yeah yeah laugh now... just wait till it happens to you. That wasn't a very pleasant experience. 18:03 robeph : hahahah 18:04 robeph : I don't go to cafes 18:04 + marens : windowshasyou: what happened? 18:05 windowshasyou : marens: Basically, I got put into cuffs while he waited for some tech from their crime labs to show up and examine the laptop for "cyber crimes" 18:05 windowshasyou : marens: Welcome to Amerika. May I see your papers, please? 18:05 windowshasyou * says that in a chinese accent. 18:06 + marens : windowshasyou: because of portage output? 18:06 robeph : hahaha 18:06 windowshasyou : marens: yep." GOD IF THIS IS ALL IT TAKES FOR A (DUMB) COP TO GET FIRED IMAGINE COMPILING THE KERNEL WITH VERBOSE OUTPUT YOU'LL HAVE BASH OPEN FOR **HOURS** "Edit 10/04/2011 Heres the details that people were asking for. I was detained for around 9 hours that day. Most of it was spent waiting in a police interrogation room. No I didn't get to talk to the tech, but I found out later that they thought I was running some sort of special encryption because their windows machines couldn't read ext3. Long story short, for the last 4 hours of that ordeal, I had some fat, smelly, detective with powdered sugar on his shirt screaming at me to admit I was cracking some server. In the end, someone competent recognized that it was Linux with KDE. Shortly after that, I was booted out the door. I spoke to an attorney the next day over that. I filed suit for civil rights violations and ended up settling for a small sum and the knowledge that the patrol man that started the mess and the detective had been fired. "
DoAnAileronRoll
#208703776Wednesday, February 01, 2017 6:00 AM GMT

HELP ME IM LAUGHING TOO HARD ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT MICROSOFT STILL HASNT WRITTEN AN EXT DRIVER? OH GOD IM DYING IM DYING MY LUNGSSSSSSSS AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD I CANT STOP LAUGHING THIS IS GETTING BAD HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SnoopDogg
#208703804Wednesday, February 01, 2017 6:00 AM GMT

no one cares. sauce
DoAnAileronRoll
#208703940Wednesday, February 01, 2017 6:03 AM GMT

NO THIS IS REALLY FUNNYY AHAHAHA PATHETIC WINDOWS USERS
DoAnAileronRoll
#208975536Saturday, February 04, 2017 7:45 PM GMT

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