I see Mikey's point. However, I'd like to conclude that due to the hypothalamus found in the Magic Sea Turtle's left leg, the gravity of the Sun pulls in all of the Earth's supply of double stuffed Oreos.
Because of this, the demand for Neon Hot Pink trousers skyrocketed, sending them, quite literally, to the moon. This caused the magnification of the ENTIRE solar system to go out of wack. Therefore, I can no longer enjoy my freshly brewed Zimbabwe imported coffee. Now, my breakfast is ruined- how else will I enjoy my grass flavored waffles?
To conclude- Climate Change is a huge factor in everything we do, and was actually manufactured by those pesky Martians... who are disguised as reptiles here on Earth, taking over every part of our Government. The Chinese are the real ones to blame, and thus we reach the conclusion that the real issue we must face is the EMINENT threat of underground mole invasion. They will destroy our rainbow supply and reap the rewards of our sewage plants. Buildings will burn. Cities, sacked. Double fluff marsh mellows? Completely wiped out.
I see everything so clearly now. |