Dear citizens of Rica Selva,
I am herby announcing that I will be running for Prime Minister of Rica Selva as an independent. I know independents do not receive much attention but I do hope to change that.
Do not get me wrong, I am aware of my mafia status and my multiple attempts to assassinate the King, the most recent being 2/22/2017 at the parliament building. What people do not get though, I do this for a reason. I am a mafia to prove my point and I am like everyone else. I want to bring change to Rica Selva. Good change that is. Past Prime Ministers have said this: I will do whatever the people want. Let's all be real, they have never committed to that. I am different and am not going to say it because I am 100% I will not be able to do literally everything you guys wish.
That's where the change comes. Yes, Rica Selva is about people, but we need more freedoms, that I am willing to give to you guys if the law is obeyed. I am a hypocrite for saying this, but I hope when elected into office, my past will be forgotten with most of you.
But what I am positive I will do is:
1. The city will be expanded, and more job opportunities will be available.
2. Gun licenses will be required to be able to purchase a legal gun from Pillbox.
3. More vehicles, that will be easier to drive, will be imported.
4. Road rules will be more strict.
5. The government will be more organized, possibly using a Trello and checking in daily.
Thank you for taking the time to read. I highly encourage you all to vote for me, blitzified, on Saturday, February 25, 2017.
Signed,
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