LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE STATE OF THINKDALE,
As the Secretary of the Thinkdale Homeland Security, I, sl_ap, present to you the first phase of recovering our state back to leading in activity, skill, and intelligence.
In the next three weeks, the Thinkdale Homeland Security shall be recruiting and training as much as men as possible. The Thinkdale Homeland Security shall become the strongest, most active, most intelligent department in the State of Thindale.
I, and the Homeland Security High Command, are currently aware of the riots of Inactivity and such. These riots are nothing but reasons for criminals to run around murdering innocent people. I, and others, shall lead Thinkdale Homeland Security, Thinkdale Secret Service, Thinkdale: Special Weapons and Tactics, and any other department willing to fight, to the people's liberation of the City of Thinking, and we shall restore and keep order.
We have not forgotten the law abiding citizens, for your liberation is upon you.
For those who are apart of those riots, shall be arrested immediately and prosecuted by the Department of Justice.
The State of Thinkdale will become the best again.
Signed,
Secretary sl_ap, Thinkdale Homeland Security
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