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OperationBirdCage
#213278014Saturday, April 01, 2017 10:01 PM GMT

§___‡_‡※‡_‡___§ The years leading up to 2091, the year the At Lant a⁂ Crisis occurred, were the same for the three. They'd educate Peter all year round and they'd spend the summer living off berries and the last of the crops, then they'd be rich and full by October. When At Lant a⁂ occurred, they had no choice but to stay huddled in their basement until the event phased away, and they did so. Farms were easy targets that were better off destroyed. When news broke, Peter, Johnny and Jesse, aged 11, 60, and 58 respectively, broke into their food stores and grabbed whatever they could. §___‡_‡※‡_‡___§ When it phased, the Farm was intact, as no-one had actually been seen manning it the USPCF presumed all occupants had been killed by their infantry. That was not the case. §___‡_‡※‡_‡___§ The years leading up to 2102 were odd, and the three, who had lived through everything, were at their highest risk of being killed since the flash occurred. In 2102, a special discovery was made by Peter, then aged 22. Ten cows, displaced and radiation-free, a rare spectacle, most cows were radiated by then. §___‡_‡※‡_‡___§ After that, they made even more money. Peter brought a Navy Blue pickup truck with the influx of people wanting milk; most of them having never sampled it in their lives. Life was good for the Pförtner family, Peter would run the production of crops, as he had done since he was thirteen, and the elderly couple would relax in the ranch, looking back on the long, yet isolated life they were privileged enough to have. In 2112, they had amassed enough savings for Peter to move out and go farm elsewhere, manning two plantations. Johnny and Jesse became extremely worried about their age and how they could not defend themselves because of this, aged 81 and 79 respectively. After a while, they gave it the go. §___‡_‡※‡_‡___§ The second farm, closer to Southside, brought them more money. Many friends of the family joined the cause, and now the company is functioning like a business in 2115, with paid employees rife. Johnny and Jesse are still kicking aged 84 and 82 respectively, and are relaxing on the dilapidated ranch that Peter has kept the location secret after At Lant a⁂. Peter, who works on the main farm along with all the other employees, is now aged 34 and has hair that is slightly greying, much to his dismay... §___‡_‡※‡_‡___§ -- That was a very big read, phew. Before any comment on the ages of Johnny and Jesse is made, consider that an age like that is rare and that their isolated lifestyle has contributed to them being in the few aged in such a margin. -- I hope this helps, I definitely needed to write this. The other one wasn't to my standard in both literacy and other self-set expectations. It took me an hour and twelve minutes to write this, on top of an hour researching what would and wouldn't break unreasonable RP, as well as testing what would or wouldn't be able to escape ROBLOX's sensor system. I think that it is time well spent; I enjoyed doing this a lot, whether or not it is needed. -- Yes, I added the paragraph spacings as they make the text look nicer. Yes, they are made of symbols used in typography and yes, they are cringy as hell, but I added them because I wanted to. -- And yes, I do intend to keep the original beginning. My intention was to cut on humour, not remove it. Here you go: -- We like corn. -- OperationBirdCage is a pillock. -- OperationNicholasCage, signing out. §___‡_‡※‡_‡___§

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