BREAKING:
The recent turmoil of events which led to Italian Veteran CommanderViper being dismissed as the Minister of Carabinieri has provoked controversial outbreaks about his successor, SeeROfficeRs. Many people doubt his capability of running the formidable department instead of an experienced man, Viper.
Despite what many people believe the department may not be in ruins as we so thought. Newly recruited Commissiario, ScienceMD states that 'SeeR is one of the strongest leaders the department has had to date.' Despite his short time in power, he has CLEARLY had a major influence on new officers/new high ranks. So perhaps the replacement of Viper though a true punch in the gut for the department itself they MAY be in good hands.
However; statements from anonymous sources claim SeeR is using the ranking of friends and the quick promotion of random high ranks to gain support. Supposedly, and we quote, 'People are leaving cara like mad' and it was hinted that free ranking of newly recruited ScienceMD occurred due to his friendship with the Minister himself. We here at RAINEWS were quick to disregard any claims, as a department as formidable as the Carabinieri ran by 'one of the strongest leaders' the Carabinieri have had to date would never become involved with such a scandalous act.
A statement from Commandante, xAgentWolverine states that the former Minister of Carabinieri is 'complaining about free ranks when he himself ranked people to Commandante freely, at least we test them beforehand.'
Clearly, the department is unstable, the former Minister is positioned as Commandante, demoted for 'Inactivity' according to SeeROfficeRs. The Minister constantly battles controversial opinions about ranking issues & has to live up to the representation of past Ministers.
We here at RAINEWS would like to thank SeeR, our 'strongest' Minister of Carabinieri for his true efforts to better the department, and wish to use this article as a farewell to one of Italia's best in the department, CommanderViper. Though claims about these articles made by the newly instated Minister insinuate we report 'fake news' we still wish him the best during his term, however long that may be. May him and his high ranks prosper and protect the streets of Venice and Rome.
- PaperBlu [Minister of Media] |