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But the Roblox Copypasta Army can clone itself! (It's copypasta after all, what did you expect?)
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I start running from the army, knowing they were after me. |
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Jjjs33Join Date: 2016-03-25
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I then use an X-Ray device to determine where the cookie is. |
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I then snipe the guy using the device while running with the cookie. I move faster. |
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AxcicosJoin Date: 2015-10-17
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I snipe x6 the cookie. No more cookie.
super sonic racing, try to keep your feet right on the ground |
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But it respawns in my hands.
(Read the rules, m8.) |
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But while you're fighting, the Roblox Copypasta Army shoots you with a Spam Shell!
"Oh god!" you shout as your Gmail, Facebook, Twitter, Roblox, Myspace, AOL, and everything else you've ever owned fills up with spam.
To make matters worse, a can of SPAM appears in each of your pockets. |
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I pull out my creepy pasta grenade, and throw it at the army. |
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They scream "OH NO" and I try to get the cookie but slide too far. |
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I dodge the man, and start running a different direction. |
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I pull out a remote for a banhammer platform and use it to smack the copypasta army into banland. I then use it to smack both ###### and legendary out of the way and I get the cookie. |
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I'd Steal the cookie and hide it in the core of a star and it doesn't melt (which is impossible) |
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Jjjs33Join Date: 2016-03-25
Post Count: 1390 |
*Revives* *uses hacks to get the cookie* |
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Jjjs33Join Date: 2016-03-25
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*and runs away from life* |
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But then the admins come down, looking very angry.
"Goddamnit, stop stealing the Ban Hammer! That's sacred property!"
They lock it away, and leave you to fight amongst yourselves.
If you need the Banhammer in the future, you must ask the Admins! |
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(It's a replica of the banhammer, not the actual hammer on the platform.) |
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(They don't care, they want all Banhammer-like objects to be theirs only.)
The admins give you the Mememace in return, a mace made of dank memes that can be used to completely memeify opponents! |
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Jjjs33Join Date: 2016-03-25
Post Count: 1390 |
Then, the face squad invades the galaxy! ###### ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ |
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I snipe all of them, then sniping the big head kid.
I slide in and take the cookie. |
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A admin would go up to you
"No cookie for u"
they'd ban you for five minutes
i'd swoop in taking the cookie
i'd go to my safe, inside a safe, inside a safe. noone was in it, noway to get to lock code |
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(Okay, the banhammer is too powerful as it bans anyone it hits so the admins would keep that power.)
I smash the mememace at the safe, forcefully opening the door and getting the cookie.
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AxcicosJoin Date: 2015-10-17
Post Count: 386 |
I walk in, open the safe, and grab the cookie. I use a gun to shapeshift the cookie into cookie juice.
super sonic racing, try to keep your feet right on the ground |
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Jjjs33Join Date: 2016-03-25
Post Count: 1390 |
Once again, I respawn because of the respawn system in ROBLOX, and bake another cookie, because that last cookie became cookie juice. The newly-baked cookie is then immediately swiped away by me before anyone else can take it. and just before some guy would snipe me, I steal a spaceship that contains foreign technology and quickly fly away from earth and into the asteroid belt. |
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