cookiegeorge10
#214310189Friday, April 14, 2017 12:05 PM GMT

yay you want me!
MsUnattainabelle
#214470296Sunday, April 16, 2017 3:54 AM GMT

I create another new cookie and put my grandma's special spice in it, however due to paranoia from the last cookie getting taken out of my shirt, I have hidden it somewhere in a secret location in the third world and put the secret location on the CIA's mainframe, which is protected by a firewall, guarded with a rotating sixteen-character daisy-chain pass.
TheDarkGod13
#214513368Sunday, April 16, 2017 5:31 PM GMT

However, I manufacture epic security cameras that everyone wants! The CIA buys them and puts them into your secret base... But surprise! They're actually linked to me and can turn into robots! Using the camera feeds, I figure out the code to get into your base. Then, I have the cameras transform into robots. They replace your special grandma cookie with a cookie shaped like a troll face, then bring the real cookie to me. I walk out onto the street, holding my cookie, and go to the park. I sit down on a bench. It's a nice sunny day, but my attention is riveted on the cookie. I quickly look around, making sure that nobody's going to steal my cookie, then I refocus on it. I sniff it, then begin to raise it to my mouth...
StingrayWWW
#214515941Sunday, April 16, 2017 6:10 PM GMT

Then I roll over in my tank and blast your head off with an AP round. I then jump out of the tank, grab my cookie, go back in the tank, and keep rolling places.
TheDarkGod13
#214518383Sunday, April 16, 2017 6:40 PM GMT

I put my head back on, quite affronted, and begin to wipe blood off myself. Abandoning my clothes as a lost cause, I shake my fist at the tank. "THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SUIT, YOU MEANIE!"
StingrayWWW
#214519612Sunday, April 16, 2017 6:58 PM GMT

:3 It bad :3:3:3:3:3 I shoot an HE wheel at him this time, since I don't have to worry about the cookie blowing up. FIRE!!
StingrayWWW
#214519654Sunday, April 16, 2017 6:58 PM GMT

Rip words that changed themselves to other words
TheDarkGod13
#214520417Sunday, April 16, 2017 7:09 PM GMT

I call an Iron Man suit down and fly out of the way. I narrow my eyes. "I was gonna let you go with the cookie before. But now I want payback!" I fire ## ##### repulsor ray at the tank and it explodes, flinging Stingray and the cookie into the air. I soar down, snatch the cookie, and punch Stingray.
StingrayWWW
#214522763Sunday, April 16, 2017 7:37 PM GMT

;-;
StingrayWWW
#214522833Sunday, April 16, 2017 7:38 PM GMT

:3 If I'm going down, your going down with ########################## I press a button and nuke XD
Angryplatypus93
#214524331Sunday, April 16, 2017 7:55 PM GMT

Takes the cookie and forces cat to eat it then puts cat into a power armor sending it to a black hole with a automatic turret on it I'm angry because you call me a platypus
StingrayWWW
#214524600Sunday, April 16, 2017 7:59 PM GMT

I destroy the black hole, hack the turret and power armor, and the cat comes ro me. I take the cookie and cat and go to my evil chair facing the opposite of the entrance to my secret layer. When someone comes I turn the chair petting the cat and say"hello (insert username here)"
TheDarkGod13
#214525617Sunday, April 16, 2017 8:12 PM GMT

I enter the secret lair in my Iron Man armor. Then, I encounter Stingray. "I've made a discovery...the cookie isn't what you think it is," I warn. "I analyzed it using the sensors in this suit and...it's actually a flash drive containing the world's first AI!" Stingray smiles. "I know," he says. "So I'm going to use it to take over the world!" I frown. "I've got to stop you!" *commence epic music*
StingrayWWW
#214525847Sunday, April 16, 2017 8:15 PM GMT

2 guard flank me with M16's and the door shuts behind you "MUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
StingrayWWW
#214526005Sunday, April 16, 2017 8:17 PM GMT

I press a button and a door slowly closes to me which is the door to a rocket which will be my escape! "Go faster door! stupid dramatic engineers"
Angryplatypus93
#214526033Sunday, April 16, 2017 8:18 PM GMT

Goes in while invisible and makes cat swallow a c4 I'm angry because you call me a platypus
Angryplatypus93
#214526085Sunday, April 16, 2017 8:19 PM GMT

"Give me the cookie .... or *shows detonator*" I'm angry because you call me a platypus
StingrayWWW
#214526156Sunday, April 16, 2017 8:20 PM GMT

;-; imluved u kitty cat * I throw the cat out to you guys*
Angryplatypus93
#214526369Sunday, April 16, 2017 8:23 PM GMT

uses laxative on cat and takes cookie then uses black magic to make the cookie vanish I'm angry because you call me a platypus
StingrayWWW
#214526660Sunday, April 16, 2017 8:26 PM GMT

;-;
FloydMath
#214530726Sunday, April 16, 2017 9:17 PM GMT

I use my X-ray vision and fly away to another universe that is locked.
FloydMath
#214530757Sunday, April 16, 2017 9:18 PM GMT

I use my X-ray vision to grab the cookie and fly away to another universe that is locked.
RevolvingTempest
#214531315Sunday, April 16, 2017 9:24 PM GMT

I find a swaggy key that unlocks it take it and eat it and make it so if anyone else touches the cookie they will die
RevolvingTempest
#214531342Sunday, April 16, 2017 9:25 PM GMT

End of story
legenderyfun23
#214540268Sunday, April 16, 2017 11:13 PM GMT

(You had to ruin this) So, I grabbed a t w ee zer and was about the put the cookie in my mouth.