jjj1212Join Date: 2011-01-11 Post Count: 652 |
Table of contents
1.Introduction
2.Why I wanna be House of representatives
3.What will I do
4.Why you should vote me
5.Ending
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Introduction
First off, I am currently running for House of representatives
and you'll be happy if I become it. I will make the United States of America so
much better and will respect every single one of you. I'll make
sure I don't abuse and be mean to other.
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Why I wanna be House Of Representatives
I wanna be House of representatives because I think I'd
be a great add-on to the United States of America. I'm very
respectful to everyone and I think you would like that.
I am very good at listening and attending meetings so
the United States of America can get things done.
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What will I do as House of representatives
I will attend almost every single meeting and make sure
I do not abuse. I will not ask for much and I will just
make the United States of America better overall and respect every single
person. I will plan for every meeting and try to correct our
errors in United States of America
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Why you should vote me
You should vote me because I will respect every single person
and talk to anybody if they need me at the moment. I will not
ignore you when ever you speak. I will do so much more as my
career of House of representatives goes on and on.
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Ending
"Respect is the main asset"
!!!! VOTE ME FOR HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES !!!!
#jjj1212forHOR
#Dankspeech
#Respect
#Goingforthewin |
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no booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Signed
-Oliver B. (Senator)
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snapme10Join Date: 2013-05-05 Post Count: 106 |
If you didn't say dank I would sign, for you to say dank, is to me, you are not ####### I do not want some 'dank' representative running around, I want a serious person to be in congress. I don't care if your 13 or 22, either one I could sign for, since their not 'dank' |
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Signed your old friend Sam |
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Erm I'm not sure if I should vote for you. And how can we be sure that you are not like other candidates who are just up for the position? Experiences, and how will you make USA better for everyone, what bills do you plan to add? |
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swatradgeJoin Date: 2013-01-12 Post Count: 12 |
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ArvensisJoin Date: 2012-08-20 Post Count: 3366 |
You think you're funny huh? Posting this satire? Pretending we are less intelligent than you'd like to believe? Wrong, kiddo. Let me tell you something about "foruming". When foruming, you have to actually contribute something. What you just posted can't be classified as foruming, it was wasting people's time. My time. Nobody wastes my time, and for this you're gonna pay. I will personally track down every single post you make and ensure through my own sheer willpower that everybody in that thread knows what a fake you are. Think you're going to waste anyone's time after that? Think again. I have 100% dedication to the cause, and you are NO match for me, kid. You did the crime, you pay the time. And your time is NOW..
hello darkness my old friend
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x_ChrissJoin Date: 2012-07-04 Post Count: 97 |
"dank" "wanna" Oh no... |
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I would sign but I found the word respect in every paragraph and you don't show any competence within your speech.
P.S You never stated anything useful to us the people in the paragraphs 'What will I do as House of representatives' and 'Why I wanna be House Of Representatives'
Kind Regards,
Rep. JohnathanJAsher, (Republican-VA)
Chairman of the House Committee on the Judiciary |
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Signed, House Of Rep. ZachLCoasta |
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BanelockJoin Date: 2015-05-16 Post Count: 250 |
Signed |
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If you would've been more descriptive, and use more meaningful word, I would vote you. I'm not seeing this full out maturity in your speech. |
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Wait are you Republican Or Democratic or independent? |
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What kind of muppet signs something like this?
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