I wake up in the morning feelin' like Nick Jonas (Oh my gosh!)
Got my Pixie Sticks and hair brush this happens every time
I'm so lazy all I do is sit and eat this cheese stick
My Pants are on the ground I think I'm goin' crazy...
I'm talking Aunt Jemima on my Toes, toes
Peter Griffin on my clothes, clothes
Chop sticks all up in my nose, nose
(Ouch, is that blood?)
Takin' my Myspace pic in the bathroom
Eating all of these pinchies
Turning into a hobo
Let's Punch Captain Crunch
And then eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite, drink some Sprite,
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tik Tok found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WHOA! They're Purple! Whoa oh! Whoa oh oh oh oh
Let's Punch Captain Crunch
And then eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite, drink some Sprite,
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tik Tok found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WHOA! They're Purple! Whoa oh! Whoa oh oh oh oh
I just ordered a pizza as well as 46 others
The fridge was out of milk, so I talked about it's mother
And my friends are lining up because they're waiting for their meal
And I just opened up my toilet seat to Shaquille O'Neal
I got mad so I punched my van, van
I'm turning into a man, man
I started my very own clan, clan
Chew gum then stick it to a tree, tree
I'm just kidding that Ain't gonna be, be
I'm going on a killing spree
I shot my knee
Let's Punch Captain Crunch
And then eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite, drink some Sprite,
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tik Tok found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WHOA! They're Purple! Whoa oh! Whoa oh oh oh oh
Let's Punch Captain Crunch
And then eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite, drink some Sprite,
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tik Tok found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WHOA! They're Purple! Whoa oh! Whoa oh oh oh oh
My car smelled really bad
So I wore some plaid
I bought myself an air freshener
It's called Peachy Peach
But it smelled like an elf
So I threw it out and tweeted all about it
My car smelled really bad
So I wore some plaid
I bought myself an air freshener
It's called Peachy Peach
But it smelled like an elf
So I threw it out and tweeted all about it
Now I just restocked the fridge
I bought one percent!
Let's Punch Captain Crunch
And then eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite, drink some Sprite,
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tik Tok found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WHOA! They're Purple! Whoa oh! Whoa oh oh oh oh
Let's Punch Captain Crunch
And then eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite, drink some Sprite,
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tik Tok found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WHOA! They're Purple! Whoa oh! Whoa oh oh oh ah oh
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