The Kayla Khronicles: Chogath Extraordinaire

Join Date: 2012-12-24
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#217033250Sunday, May 21, 2017 4:56 PM GMT

It was a seemingly calm day on the summoners rift. The scuttle crab was running for its dear life as the evolved claws of Kha'zix (Darius) came down relentlessly on the back of its hard shell, piercing through it with little to no effort. It had only been 3 minutes into the battle when Darius heard a blood curdling screech coming from the north. Darius had heard this war cry before and knew it was none other than his top laner, Kayla, asking for a gank. "Darius can I get some help pleeeeeease?" Kayla said as she missed her Q on the enemy Illaoi. Darius let out a heavy sigh of disappointment, as he hadn't even gotten the chance to clear his blue side jungle yet but, reluctantly, he made his way to top lane for a level 3 gank. This was his first mistake. "I hate this champion so much I should have banned her" said Kayla, although she didn't have a ban for this match. "Hold on Kayla let me kill this scuttle for level 3 and I'll be up there soon, just don't do anything yet." said Darius, knowing that none of what he just said was heard by his top laner. As Darius finished the final burst on the scuttle crab, granting him level 3 and his ability to leap into battle, another screech was heard throughout the rift. He had also heard this cry before; it was the "Kayla died at level 3 before I could gank" screech. "Kayla why...." Darius said with tears streaming down his face. "Why.... why do you do this Kayla... you ask for a gank and then you just all in before I get there why do you do this..." "I know, I know! I'm sorry! I didn't think she could kill me there..." exclaimed Kayla. Time passed and Darius, being the top tier LCS caliber jungler that he is, ganked Kayla multiple times and got her back in the game. "Hey, Darius." said Kayla "Huh" he replied "Just let me know when we do Dragon or Nashor something so I can eat it" she responded "I gotcha but I swear to god I'll dunk you like some wings if you miss it and they steal" Darius explained "I wont miss it I promise!" Kayla said with confidence The confidence in Kaylas voice made Darius feel fine about letting her go for the execution on the Dragons, however this was his second mistake. As Kayla made her way down from top lane to the Nashor Pit Darius began to exclaim "Kayla get ready, I'm not smiting this!". "Yeah I'm ready!" Kayla replied, only moments away from Nashor. The enemy team began to collapse quickly on the Nashor, beginning to contest in hopes of an easy steal. Darius never missed a smite in his life, but he trusted Kayla to secure this buff for their team. The enemy nocturne used his ultimate, and the rift spiraled into darkness. Vision was an absolute 0, and both teams were frantic to see who had secured the Nashor. As the darkness began to dissipate Darius went into complete shock as he witnessed Nashor get stolen by the enemy team as Kayla used her Feast on the scuttle crab. Some say Kayla hasn't received a gank since....