mrmac23Join Date: 2007-08-29
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(I are british git, and it's nearly 9 PM here.) |
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(Oh lol. Good night then :D) |
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mrmac23Join Date: 2007-08-29
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Okay starting up agen! :D
Event 8:
You are walking along when you see a rather chubby bloke with two sandwiches.
A:"Oi, fatty, gimme a sandwich."
B:"Could i have one of those sandwiches please?"
C:"..."(Ignore him) |
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mrmac23Join Date: 2007-08-29
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Bump |
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masterdylanTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-08-13
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B |
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mrmac23Join Date: 2007-08-29
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B:
"Hmmm...Vot vos zat sandvich? Give to player? GOOD IDEA!"
The Heavy's long lost cousin gives you a Sandvich.
YOU GOT: SANDVICH (+20 HP)
Event 9:
You are walking along when suddenly the path behind you closes. The wall behind you has spikes on it, and it's coming towards you! What do you do?
A: RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
B: Try and break a hole in the wall to hide in
C: RUNFASTERRUNFASTERRUNFASTERRUNFASTERRUNFASTER |
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masterdylanTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-08-13
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A
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! |
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mrmac23Join Date: 2007-08-29
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A:
You try running, but it's gaining on you.
A:RUNFASTEEEEEEEEER
B:Make a hole in the wall
C:Accept your fate and run into the wall |
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masterdylanTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-08-13
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B |
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B:
You whack a weaker part of the wall with all your strength.
You:1
Wall:1
Your HP:110
Wall's HP:50
You break the wall, and hide in it. The spikes zoom straight past you.
Strength +1!
Event 10:
BOSS FIGHT 1:
You are walking along when out of nowhere-
"I TELL YU AH COM BAK, BRUV!"
That noob from before appears in front of you with two rather tough looking guys.
"Now we gon' keel yu, innit man?!"
The two tough guys walk towards you. Do you:
A:Fight them
B:Run away
C:Throw the sandvich at them |
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masterdylanTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-08-13
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(I've the Happy Happy Joy Joy song stuck in my head. O_O)
C |
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mrmac23Join Date: 2007-08-29
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(Y'wot?)
C:
You throw the sandvich at them, and they start fighting over who should have it, being the daft thugs they are.
"Ah yu a cowud bruv! Ah get mah nife then ah cut yu! ah cut yu so bad now man!"
He pulls out a butterknife. He obviously stole it from the kitchen. This guy's pathetic.
A:Fight him
B:Fight him
C:Fight him
D:RAVE PARTY wat |
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masterdylanTop 100 PosterJoin Date: 2008-08-13
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(Nothing... ._.)
A,B AND C! :P |
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mrmac23Join Date: 2007-08-29
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ABCABCCBASDFARGLEBARGLE wat:
"Yu steel feenk yu got a chance!?"
You:2
Nooby Dude (with nife +2):2
Your HP:110/110
ND's HP:60/60
You lost quite a bit of health in the fight, but you won.
"Ah...yu get lukky man! i be bak agen and then ah reel keel yu!"
He dissapears.
The two tough guys are still fighting over the sandvich. What do you do?
A:Give TG#1 the sandvich
B:Give TG#2 the sandvich
C:Take the sandvich back |
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B |
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mrmac23Join Date: 2007-08-29
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B:
You give the second Tough Guy the sandwich. He takes a bite of it, and gives it back to you, saying "That tastes disgusting."
The first Tough Guy looks at you angrily, but is then promptly left hooked by TG#2. They both dissapear.
Boss Defeated Bonus!
Strength+2!
Speed+2! (Speed helps you when you need to do something fast)
New Skill Found!
HP:50/110 (You lost the 60 health from the Nooby Dood because he had 60 HP)
Event 11:
You are walking along when you find a treasure chest. It's closed. Do you:
A:Fling it open
B:Peek inside
C:Leave it alone |
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B:
You veeery slowly open the chest, and see a spear and a fresh pizza. You also see a MASSIVE mosquito. Thankfully it's sleeping. On top of the spear. :(
A:Grab the spear and stab the mosquito
B:Step on it! :P
C:Stuff that. |
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A:
In one swift movement, you pull the spear out from under the mosquito and impale it.
You ate the pizza to restore your health! And gain 5 pounds of weight. ._.
YOU GOT: A SPEAR (+2 strength bonus and other uses)
Event 12:
You come across an "Ask Mac" machine.
"You, have, 1, free, question."
A:"What is this thing?"
B:"How many more events are there?"
C:"Does this hallway really go on forever?" |
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mrmac23Join Date: 2007-08-29
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C:
"That is negative. This hallway is just very very very very very..."
Two hours later...
"...very very very very long. Wait, that's not it. This hallway is very very-"
"Okay, i get the point!"
"Okay. Thank you for using Ask Mac."
No effects, although you do know this hallway has an end now. :D
Event 13:
You come across a rare sight. The Nubcaik in it's natural habitat.
The nubcaik bends over and picks up a potion.
"No u no u..?"
Do you:
A:Attack it
B:Steal the potion
C:Talk to it
D:Stay out of it's way |
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Ray350Join Date: 2008-12-23
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B: |
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