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~Ralph~
"Umm....it's still being matched to all bullets that would fit in the gun and other things...." |
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-Godot-
"Now all we need is for the defense over there to yell and shout at you until I call the next witness" |
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~Harold~
"Hmm If there was no body found then how do you know there was a murder?" |
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[Do I control him?] |
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If you need to
~Ralph~
"Umm...uhh....." |
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-Godot-
"Objection! There was a bullet and blood found in the morning. The blood was faint but I was able to find what the detective here didn't"
[Phoenix Wright would now say: "DARN IT GODOT"] |
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~Harold~
"OBJECTION! Sure you found blood.....But.....does that really mean there was a murder? and anyone could have dropped a bullet there....anyone carrying a gun or trying to get someone framed that is!" |
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[What's funny is you haven't noticed the fact that there's an entire piece of evidence that is completely off]
-Godot-
"It was distorted as if it were shot from a gun. If someone were to shoot that gun at the dock it would break the dock. It had to have been shot at a body" |
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~Harold~
"Mr.Ralph.....do you carry spare bullets in your pocket?"
Ralph~
"Uhh yeah....occasionally..."
~Harold~
"Then.....pull up your pockets...."
~Ralph~
"Huh?....ok?" He does and one of his pockets has a hole in it
~Harold~
"There you go......Also it's very possible that this detective's gun misfired on the initial investigation....before mr.Godot got there....."
What's in the court record? |
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***COURT RECORD***
[I realize at the start of the case the police said they had a gun, it was a mistake]
Bullet: Fired [?] at docks, must have hit a body according to Prosecutor Godot.
Autopsy Report: [???] Shot with gun, bullet hit heart, died instantly.
[Autopsy Report? No body? HUH?!?! But it's real evidence]
*PROFILES*
Eum Waht: Victim.
Watdid Ido: Suspect.
[Everyone else]
Bill: A hobo renting a room at suspects house. |
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~Harold~
(Thinking "Jeeze......I hope I can keep this up until I figure this out.......")
"Your Honor how can there be only a small bit of blood if the victim was shot in the heart Hmm?" |
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-Judge-
"Hmm! Godot?"
-Godot-
"It was washed away, of course"
[Think "Rise from the Ashes"] |
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Phoenixs rise from the ashes...........................No pun intended.......
~Harold~
"Maybe the victim.....wasn't killed!" |
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-Godot-
"!" "Impossible! My next witness will prove it's impossible!" |
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~Harold~
"OBJECTION! I know who your next witness is.....and......I listened in on your conversation with Mr. Ralph Gumshoe.....and he is correct......Eum Wat was renting a room with the suspect and he couldn't pay the rent so he had a conversation with him near the docks.....since it's near the water it's slippery so he tripped and had a scratch on a rock causing the blood....also since it's a dock there were rats that would have gone onto ships and alsopossibly have diseases so My client shot a rat that was going to bite Mr.Wat to save him there is your bullet Mr.Godot....." |
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-Godot-
"Wrong. Let me call my witness now"
-Judge-
"But-"
-Godot-
[Bring the guy from docks here] |
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[Phil] |
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~Judge~
"Who is this......rural looking person?"
~Phil~
"My name's Phil Hawthorne......I am a genuine Cactus farmer!"
~Harold~
"Cactus.....farmer?"
~Judge~
"Phil.....Hawthorne!?"
~Phil~
"THat's right!" |
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-Godot-
"He saw a body being put into a bag by a group of people" |
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~Harold~
"And yet.....you say it was one person?"
~Phil~
-ACHH HEMMM Now then.......I saw people in suits carry some guy in a bag and throw him in a river......
-After they saw me they gave me money for no reason.....
-Who's that guy in that chair over there? Never seen him before in my life.....
(Pointing at the defendant) |
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[Have you figured out what piece of evidence could not exist?]
-Godot-
"Let's get on with the cross examination"
-Judge-
"I'm supposed to say th-"
-Godot-
"Can it" |
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~Harold~
"I say Phil never witnessed the supposed Murder we're talking...about....he just said he never saw the defendant in his life!" |
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-Godot-
"And I say the defendant had people working for him! The defendant need not go back to the scene, he could have killed, asked 'followers' to go and get the body, and never see the docks again" |
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~Harold~
"Really? May I ask.....what kind of person has followers? Mr.Ido is not a member of the Mafia....." |
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