catgogo5Join Date: 2010-08-08
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Here's a bit of humor, I take 100% credit for this atrocity, and accept all salt given after the making of this.
So, we all know ROBLOX has more complaints than the Germans in World War II, this is true, so I guess it'll remain true in 2030. This can be taken as racist, but it's not.
Roblox Removed Tickets[RRT?] Well, even if they wanted to return it, they can't.
they choose to remove it, to recover it would imply they conveniently 'changed their minds,' without the benefit of being forgiven for removing it the first time. Welp, get ready for it to be removed AGAIN when this happens, real smooth.
Roblox's servers are down, and they don't shut down the site for maintenance?
Okay, complain all you want, I guess...
I won't even go forward with my joke about ROBLOX becoming the new Germans.
Games don't work in general? What's newb?
FE is pointless, what's more pointless than FE is ROBLOX's SHARP sense of business choices
[Yeah... R15 was the dullest choice on their part. THINGS CAN BE SHARP, AND HAVE NO POINTS?!]
Studio is broken? I thought I saw the staff drinking tea, while their Logo dangled from it's wall on a cord...
Their logo is a speaker for music, and it's not hanging on it's wall... roblox will be alright[lol yeah.]
Roblox has no GOOD games anymore? I can tell, their events haven't impressed us with fresh ideas.
Roblox has spamming, and Scamming, and typically unpleasant people...
Have you been bullied, hacked, or have you met someone quite annoying?
That's not you, it's just ROBLOX's report button working in reverse, giving them more power to bully you, until maintenance is finished, and a mod FINALLY deals with the person... just leave the game...
and hope they don't find you.
Cannot join a server, because it's FULL?
Sorry, that's not the game, it's ROBLOX's servers working at 50% capacity, you cannot join their servers,
cause they are working so slow.
Need staff help? Which staff are you looking for? the Person, or the wooden thing created by him?
Bugs? ROBLOX is too busy dealing with other bugs to call the bug exterminator, sorry.
You'll just have to get rid of the bug army by yourself.
Need help on the forums? Well... if the person you seek isn't an 'admin,'
then I'd gladly 'administer' the proper doses of your cough serup, and make sure we'll have a happy bloxmas.
Well, did this make you laugh, was I accurate, or did I miss anything?
send me your opinions down below.
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𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐣𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐘 𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫.
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catgogo5Join Date: 2010-08-08
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b1
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insert slow clapping here
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catgogo5Join Date: 2010-08-08
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Insert a horrible joke here. <- Wait, insert a pun BELOW THIS.
ROBLOX, a child-friendly site that is ironically--
"###" and "###" to say the least.
I ##### care ### ROBLOX does, so long as they make the Chat Filter
#### freaking strict.
so strict that the only vocabulary a kid will have going into adulthood are...
Wingdings.
besides " > % < %$ ^ 7.7 $ # < "
I expect ROBLOX to have their own savage language,
the Bloxding.
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𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐣𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐘 𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫.
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clapping speed increases
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catgogo5Join Date: 2010-08-08
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ROBLOX's Filter 2017 is 'HILARIOUSLY' stupid and not good enough: Hi, I'm bobby, and this is the Filter before it was perfected. Now here's ###### ################# Filter: ##, ### #####, ### #### ## ### ###### ###### ## ### #########. 2030's Bloxdings. > ;) ;0 ^ 6.6 e.e % ! #### ##### ^ < ^ $%$ <. And Roblox 2008's early Bloxding. Hey, this is Early Bloxdings, this is the most cancerous text you'll ever read, you should re-read 2030's Bloxdings, you won't contract terminal blindness from 2030's Bloxdings. ~ 𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐣𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐘 𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫. https://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=1023903 |
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hands create hurricane harvey
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catgogo5Join Date: 2010-08-08
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Roblox created Hurrican Bloxcon,
it's going to hit the entire earth in a few weeks.
tomorrow, it hits Georgia, and it's gonna be a Killer...
a Bloxxing killer...
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𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐣𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐘 𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫.
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hands heat up to the temperature of the core of the sun
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catgogo5Join Date: 2010-08-08
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Uh oh, Telamon is going to die to this hyper guy with the power of the Cosmos.
gg
Roblox will not even notice, they're color blind, and mentally unable to comprehend a real issue.
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𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐣𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐘 𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫.
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hands are now as spicy as memes
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catgogo5Join Date: 2010-08-08
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Roblox does not simply
Or ever, handle a problem.
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𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐣𝐧 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐘 𝐉𝐞𝐝𝐢 𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫.
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i b ded now
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onqtJoin Date: 2016-08-22
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Gives round of applause. What's FE. Lol 😂 pointless. If only the would patchhh...............
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onqtJoin Date: 2016-08-22
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*they
Yep joined in '16 (original acct 2012) You are posting too fast. |
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catgogo5Join Date: 2010-08-08
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Bump.
ROBLOX is so blind, they cannot even begin to grasp what made ROBLOX good back in the days.
But I do, I've lived every single roblox day leading up to the Bloxi power of Blox War I.
I've lived through R-Day, and seen brothers fall on the battlefield--
Whenever I look at ROBLOX today-- their biggest failures with staying faithful to their Glorious days...
I get flashbacks of the Telamon War, where mini Telamen died for their home land within Crossroads. Namaste.
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Anjn Shan, Y Jedi Order. Join scrub.
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