I Need to Apologise to Everyone For My Absence...

Join Date: 2011-08-09
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#225125837Wednesday, September 13, 2017 4:44 PM GMT

Recently a harassment suit was filed against me by 32 girls at my school. Local papers call me the "bill cosby" of the Pacific Northwest. Just like with Mr. Cosby, these allegations are so fake. The Principal has went ahead and expelled 14 of the girls and 8 more are in ISS for 'false claims'. However sadly they are investigating 10 claims of harassment and I will be forced off for a while. After I launch my lawsuit college will be fully paid for however. 32 families x 30,000 a piece is a big pay day. :) Believe it or not Proelio actually helped me write up my defense and he did some investigating on my behalf to discover a majority of the false accusations. Hehe..

nightberzerk

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#225126068Wednesday, September 13, 2017 4:55 PM GMT

this sounds more like bragging than an apology

Statesmanlike

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#225126147Wednesday, September 13, 2017 4:59 PM GMT

if you want to defend your reputation don't compare yourself to bill cosby

Castlemore

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#225126174Wednesday, September 13, 2017 5:00 PM GMT

this sounds more like bragging than an apology [2]

inf3rnalized

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#225126507Wednesday, September 13, 2017 5:16 PM GMT

oh ok so ur gonna be paid 960k dollars i believe u

SargerasGorehowl

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#225127267Wednesday, September 13, 2017 5:48 PM GMT

go away you cross dresser. no one cares ok?

WatUGet4LunchPatriot

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#225127334Wednesday, September 13, 2017 5:51 PM GMT

As expected, consulting a known six offender would be the best choice.

blutologist

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#225127460Wednesday, September 13, 2017 5:56 PM GMT

i will sue you for stealing my intellectual property "hailmontogomery" the hail name belongs to me

HailMontgomery

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#225139192Wednesday, September 13, 2017 11:53 PM GMT

"i will sue you for stealing my intellectual property "hailmontogomery" the hail name belongs to me" Oh I thought you meant the post. The post is completely ripped from someone else (credit to them, I forget), except changing where it says I'm from. It's all a joke! You done got pranked! Punked!