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steal all the food and put the empty boxes,cans,ect back
then complaint to the manager "HI MANAGER!THERE'S NO FOOD HERE!" then kick his face |
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calxllum2Join Date: 2010-06-03 Post Count: 2656 |
infect the place with flood then steel Master Chief's Sniper Rifle and put it at the vary back of the store(do the sniper part frist)
Master Chief:"MY SNIPER!!!!I NEED TO KILL ALL THE FLOOD"Kills all the Flood and then head shots you with the sniper rifle |
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calxllum2Join Date: 2010-06-03 Post Count: 2656 |
infect the place with flood then steel Master Chief's Sniper Rifle and put it at the vary back of the store(do the sniper part frist)
Master Chief:"MY SNIPER!!!!I NEED TO KILL ALL THE FLOOD"Kills all the Flood and then head shots you with the sniper rifle |
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catzrcuteJoin Date: 2008-09-18 Post Count: 22858 |
Lie in a puddle of fake blood with blood all over your clothes and face and say "The anager mauled me..." and pretend to die whenever someone looks at you. |
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calxllum2Join Date: 2010-06-03 Post Count: 2656 |
manager* |
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catzrcuteJoin Date: 2008-09-18 Post Count: 22858 |
yesh |
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calxllum2Join Date: 2010-06-03 Post Count: 2656 |
Spam Monster:"4B45IOU6BM3I908N#^%#%^%$e^bb#4V$@363%n$#$vb#$&yb$#bN4WB6W4HBW6B^#$^V 2R6NEFV^#^%#^"
Master Chief:"*Bang Bang Bang"
Spam Monster:X_X |
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AndealJoin Date: 2009-09-21 Post Count: 21 |
Dress up in a 5 year old batman costume an drun around the store saying "Come,Robin! To The Batmobile!" |
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Scream "NOM NOM NOM!" really loud |
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calxllum2Join Date: 2010-06-03 Post Count: 2656 |
let barbie in to the store |
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Scream "IM JUSTIN BIEBER!" then sing one of Justin Bieber"s songs badly on the intercom [I wonder if this is the reason why everyone hates Justin bieber] |
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calxllum2Join Date: 2010-06-03 Post Count: 2656 |
(yes, yes it is) |
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Start shouting ''Yo Moma is so fat...'' at the staff. |
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take a dump in the cash register without anyone seeing then trick the cashier into opening it |
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"id like to buy some corn" |
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Dress up as a clown with chainsaws [Real ones] and run around the store screaming "I"LL EAT UR CHILD!" |
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Dress as a child with chainsaws and run around the store saying ''I''LL EAR UR CLOWNS''. |
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bite the managers hand then yell"CHEEEEESE!!!!!!" |
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regurgitate on all of the produce then throw it at some random shoppers. then plant a bomb. but dont set it off. |
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go up to the manager and scream in his face "YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!!!!!" then put on a mario costume (or luigi. or like luigi better) and jump on all the meat. |
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catzrcuteJoin Date: 2008-09-18 Post Count: 22858 |
Make a 5 ye.ar ol.d play Dead Space.
Dress up as a banana and scream 'IT'S PEANUT BUTTA JELLY TIEM!!" on the intercom as loud as you can. |
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get a bunch of your friends to dress up in mario costumes and have races with the shopping carts. |
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calxllum2Join Date: 2010-06-03 Post Count: 2656 |
you:"will you be my friend?"
manager:"ok?"
you:deliet his pants hair and t-shert and say"I'M A FIRERING MA LASER BBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!111"to him then get swoop da woop to kill him |
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Put everyone into a line, and then punch the person in the front and watch the people knock out like dominoes.
(EPIC WIN) |
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