catzizmeJoin Date: 2010-04-29
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1. It's spelled nuke.
2. It's titled "1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Grocery Store", not "1000 Ways not to get kicked out a grocery store" |
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catzizmeJoin Date: 2010-04-29
Post Count: 2392 |
(that was @marinate) |
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mariniteJoin Date: 2007-11-28
Post Count: 1699 |
LOOOOL!
make a swimming pool of peanut butter in the storeroom. |
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Call the manger a big fat nerd that never kissed a girl and he uses free models on the loudspeaker |
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Go to the Microphone thingy and say "All black people leave the store" that's sure to start up some havoc (Not being racist). |
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EXcellentJoin Date: 2009-02-22
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Tie a steak to an R/C car. Let some hungry dogs into the store. Drive the R/C car past them. |
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Eat all the ice in the frozen meat section |
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catzizmeJoin Date: 2010-04-29
Post Count: 2392 |
Pee in all the bottles if yellow Gatorade. |
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Crysis44Join Date: 2008-09-14
Post Count: 7068 |
Sleep in the Isles of the Grocery store.
Be a hobo living there.
Break bikes.
Hit the manager.
Get rick astly to make a COME BACK! |
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Scream "I HATE THIS PLACE!" then whack the manger with a sack of potatos |
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catzizmeJoin Date: 2010-04-29
Post Count: 2392 |
Hmmm...
Dump out bottles of water and stuff on random people's heads. |
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Dress up as the lucky charms mascot and scream "MY IDENTY CANT NOT BE REVELD, THEY ARE AFTER ME" Then stomp on a box of lucky charms |
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catzizmeJoin Date: 2010-04-29
Post Count: 2392 |
lolz |
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Run up to random people and scream "YOU WON A MILLON DOLLARS.....THAT ARE FAKE!" then run |
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catzizmeJoin Date: 2010-04-29
Post Count: 2392 |
Go ton free samples stand in the store, take them all and throw them at cashiers |
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Scream the Adventure Time theme song on the speaker |
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Take a random person hostage, and when the cops come, pee on them and say "Sorry, I couldnt find a bathroom" |
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catzizmeJoin Date: 2010-04-29
Post Count: 2392 |
Lolollolol
Open all the cat food and bring in seventy two cats. Why seventy two? BECAUSE I LIKE THAT NUMBER! |
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Scream "H4X" in the mangers face |
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1.throw poo on everyones head
2.scream:IHATETHEMANAGER and shoot the manager himself. Then when the police come pee on their heads and say ohh look a toilet
3.poo in every single chocolate bar and wrap it all up. then say theres poo in the chocolate!
4.simple throw that brownstuff in your pants |
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Destroy The Grocery Store With A Bazooka
Fart At The Speaker Really Loud
Poop on everyone |
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Scream "THEY PEE IN THE LEMONADE HERE!!!" In the intercom so every lemonade lover can hear it
Dump all the coco pops on the cashieer and pour milk on his head |
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catzizmeJoin Date: 2010-04-29
Post Count: 2392 |
Lolz. Fart in the speaker. What ppl won't dotogetkicked out of a grocery store nowadays. |
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