iron496
#26695132Thursday, June 03, 2010 2:19 AM GMT

A person joins ROBLOX. Admins rush in to greet him.
BoostPowah
#26695218Thursday, June 03, 2010 2:21 AM GMT

Boost sees the character's shadow being casted. "How come my character doesn't cast a shadow?!" he asks into the admin heavens.
JamesBeauregardLee
#26695479Thursday, June 03, 2010 2:25 AM GMT

...Where safe chat was the only chat and everyone was noobs!!
BoostPowah
#26695668Thursday, June 03, 2010 2:28 AM GMT

Woah. Now I'm glad I'm a 10er.
iron496
#26696193Thursday, June 03, 2010 2:36 AM GMT

ROBLOX skips two years, and in 2007, UFOI began to form. Ion496 joined ROBLOX. In 2007, where nobody could start a plane.
BoostPowah
#26696362Thursday, June 03, 2010 2:39 AM GMT

Boost is alarmed of how primitive ROBLOX was.
JamesBeauregardLee
#26696559Thursday, June 03, 2010 2:42 AM GMT

So is Jam. Who begins to asplode everyone with his Auto-RPG.
BoostPowah
#26696749Thursday, June 03, 2010 2:45 AM GMT

Since Boost has iron abs, he deflected avery RPG shot.
JamesBeauregardLee
#26697254Thursday, June 03, 2010 2:55 AM GMT

Then he steals builderman's ban hammer and whacks BoostPowah with it.
BoostPowah
#26697773Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:05 AM GMT

The ban hammer hit Boost's watch and banned the watch. Boost retaliated with his own custom ban hammer.
iron496
#26698576Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:22 AM GMT

Ion was building his own super-duper-omega lazor soap.
iron496
#26698639Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:24 AM GMT

Ion was building his own super-duper-omega lazor soap. The lazor soap could kill floodcheck and burn people. It could also wash you. FLOODCHECKS 3 >I>O>N>4>9>6>)))
JamesBeauregardLee
#26711125Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:02 PM GMT

Then Jam learns of this new super duper lazor soap and plans to steal it and harrness its power for his own greedy needs. So he hacks into SONIC's account and becomes leader of FEAR. He brings FEAR back in time to 2007 and begins lazoring UFOI's Super Duper Lazor Soap factory. "DAI NUUBS! DAI!" says a FEAR lazor gunner. "Oh no, not again," says another.
caleb10909
#26712032Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:29 PM GMT

Then I come in and say kill/all quickly everyone dies so then we dance.
JamesBeauregardLee
#26712235Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:35 PM GMT

Jam out dances everyone else in the contest and soon a mob was after him.
codeman992
#26712379Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:40 PM GMT

Then I sky dive from my private plane and grab my silent dual M9's and killed every living mob after jam. After that I called an private meeting with the leaders of UC to project T.B.
codeman992
#26712502Thursday, June 03, 2010 3:43 PM GMT

After the long meeting UCS a secert clan in UC stormed every RAT and RUM base and fort known in roblox. Project T.B is going as planned.
JamesBeauregardLee
#26714654Thursday, June 03, 2010 4:35 PM GMT

Then Jam's FEAR stole the Super Duper Omega Lazor Soap and used it to destroy UC's main forces HQ to protect the last reminence of ROBLOX clan bases.
JamesBeauregardLee
#26714692Thursday, June 03, 2010 4:36 PM GMT

(UC troops had apperently gone farther then RAT and RUM bases.
caleb10909
#26716603Thursday, June 03, 2010 5:33 PM GMT

Then X1X1X1X1 returns and haxed everyones place
codeman992
#26717071Thursday, June 03, 2010 5:47 PM GMT

Then we the UCS had another meeting......a hour later Stealthmatt was assassinated by one of UCS paid mercaniares....after that day reports about six grand leaders of UCR and RAT and died out of nowhere. The list was this: 1.Stealthmatt 2.Donkeyo4 3.Benblue9 4.Arbitor 5.Shootingraw1 6.ploober33 At the bottum it said asigned by STHHX in coded name.
roblox23457320
#26717139Thursday, June 03, 2010 5:49 PM GMT

And then the Vogans (not a clan) knocked down ROBLOXia and Only The admins, Me, Ion, and Boost made out alive in sperate spaceships.
roblox23457320
#26719538Thursday, June 03, 2010 6:50 PM GMT

I have single handedly kill this thred 23457 is happy.
terrorist1393
#26722301Thursday, June 03, 2010 7:43 PM GMT

I march my Neo Swarm troopers through Robloxia and start the Holocaust of 10'ers.
MetroidFan180
#26723794Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:09 PM GMT

Above is FAIL.