Chuck Norris Jokes!

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#26074218Saturday, May 22, 2010 4:13 AM GMT

Yea. This does NOT belong in RP! But I'm afraid of OT, so im stay here. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Chuck Norris is there. In that case its covered in blood and tears.

dyllan1234

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#26074749Saturday, May 22, 2010 4:24 AM GMT

chuck norris doesnt have a 'ctrl' key on his computer. hes always in control.

DigiDude99

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#26074913Saturday, May 22, 2010 4:28 AM GMT

The show "Survivor" used to be contestants trying to survive on an island with Chuck Norris -- No one survived and everyone was to afraid to go get the footage.

brickdudea1

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#26075172Saturday, May 22, 2010 4:35 AM GMT

Nun-Chucks use to be called Nun-Barrys until Chuck Norris came to visit Barry. No one ever found out what happened to Barry.

brickdudea1

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#26075351Saturday, May 22, 2010 4:40 AM GMT

Once while Chuck Norris just finnished exterminating the desert of scorpions he was bit by a snake. After 30 days of agonizing pain the snake died. Lol Sort of a story. Me: Oyea i'm on the last boss! No! i'm running out of health! Video Game: GAME OVER Me: Dang it! Chuck Norris's moves stunk! If they were stronger I would have won! Video Game: CHUCK NORRIS ISN'T GAME OVER YOU ARE! Me: What the! :O

ThisSucks1

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#26078999Saturday, May 22, 2010 6:51 AM GMT

Chuck Norris IS the end of the world.

TheLastMaster

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#26079850Saturday, May 22, 2010 7:51 AM GMT

Chuck Norris did the biggest .... known to man, that .... is now known as France.

mrmac23

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#26079896Saturday, May 22, 2010 7:54 AM GMT

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Once, a man called Chuck Norris stupid. Scientific research has concluded that this was the worst mistake ever made in the history of the universe. Chuck Norris once visited the V irgin Islands. They are now just called The Islands. (space due to moar censors)

NucearTorpedo001

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#26080116Saturday, May 22, 2010 8:05 AM GMT

Wrong forum much?

mrmac23

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#26080265Saturday, May 22, 2010 8:19 AM GMT

"Yea. This does NOT belong in RP! But I'm afraid of OT, so im stay here." Read first posts moar. 3:<

NucearTorpedo001

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#26080429Saturday, May 22, 2010 8:32 AM GMT

Who cares if he's afraid? It's not like they're gonna jump out of his computer and rip him a new one.

rachetandclank2

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#26080458Saturday, May 22, 2010 8:35 AM GMT

"Who cares if he's afraid? It's not like they're gonna jump out of his computer and rip him a new one. " You'd be suprised what goes on in OT. Very... Disturbing things.

NucearTorpedo001

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#26080488Saturday, May 22, 2010 8:38 AM GMT

I know EXACTLY what happens there. I used to go there. He should just take it there then come back here. He doesn't have to monitor the thread constantly.

fireturn

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#26081269Saturday, May 22, 2010 10:00 AM GMT

there is no theory of evolution only a list of creatures chuck norris has allowed to live yeah this needs to switch topics

briar182

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#26081308Saturday, May 22, 2010 10:03 AM GMT

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bloxxernoob

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#26081364Saturday, May 22, 2010 10:07 AM GMT

In my opinion, Rp is about fun. This is indirectly related to Rp. Furthermore, he feels more welcome and safer here. Trust me, the OTers are very hostile to users. >_>

yoda61

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#26081393Saturday, May 22, 2010 10:08 AM GMT

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

fireturn

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#26081427Saturday, May 22, 2010 10:11 AM GMT

there is no global warming chuck norris was just cold