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(POST SO IRIS CAN GET A COOKIE, FOO.) |
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masterxJoin Date: 2007-07-14
Post Count: 10367 |
(baduMPbumP( |
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masterxJoin Date: 2007-07-14
Post Count: 10367 |
You quickly retrieve a cookie.
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masterxJoin Date: 2007-07-14
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You devour the cookie.
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(Lightning27. HOMETRAPPED IS BARELY BREATHING(.exe)) |
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(The paramedics arrive, and the thread lives again.) |
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(You read the last few pages.) |
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>Iris_Look around, you have been asleep for the past few hours. |
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HOLY.
****ING.
****.
You notice inside your Sylladex, you have WAY TO MUCH of every item. But you're in your kitchen, on the floor.
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You freak out.
You guess you could dump this crap in the ocean, but that would hurt the fishes and squid. You love fishes and squid. To eat and to think about.
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>_IRIS: FIND NEAREST CLOSET |
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You find a closet, and are prepared to dump everything inside of it. It's decently sized, so it might be able contain 100,000 pencils.
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>_Iris: Dump, hopefully you won't go flying.
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You dump, and a hundred thousand pencils fly through the air into the closet. You are pushed back several feet by all the pencils.
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>_Iris: Quit being you and be someone new or different. |
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You..
BE
THE
FINAL
BOY
With a surge of energy, power, and awesomeosity, you are now..
THE
NEW
GUY.
>WHAT IS YOUR NAME? |
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>_IDIOT SMURF******************************** |
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NO.
YOU ARE TO AWESOME TO BE A STUPID BLUE PERSON.
YOU ARE AMAZING. REALLY AMAZING.
SUPER SUPER AWESOME AMAZING. THINK OF A REAL COOL NAME.
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>_MARK *********************** |
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