The secrets of IP Ban Land

Join Date: 2010-04-10
Post Count: 2005

#31774266Monday, August 16, 2010 1:49 AM GMT

In IP Ban Land you are basicly locked in an aslyum in the middle of a lake of Lava. No guards, no restrictions. Nothing to stop you from doing anything in that Aslyum. But they say there is no escape. But there is a way out. Go into Boy's Restroom on the 2nd floor, and go to the third stall. Climb into the vent and go foward, in the direction away from the stall door, and keep moving until you reach the elevator shaft. Long ago this elevator worked. Now it plummetted to the bottom of the shaft, and opened a hole in it. Now slide down the steel cable past the old bottom of the shaft, do not let go at all or you will plummet into a cavern filled with skin searing gases. No return. Now at the middle of the cable, start swinging, and when you can grab onto the ledge there grab onto it. Once you have, climb into the pipe there. Continue along the pipe until you reach an old Metro Tunnel. The tunnel is from before the land here became Banland, before everyone here was killed to make room for the banned and doomed. Walk along the tunnel until you come to the end, climb through the boards, and into the old station. There is light coming through the massive hole in the roof, you are almost home. But not yet. You are in the middle of the wasteland, and area between Banland and the remaining ROBLOXia. A vile land filled with evil everywhere. Your not even close to home. Now do not walk into the wasteland. You will die of Radiation Sickness, as the Ozone there is too thin. Nor should you stand in the middle of that gaping hole. Now continue walking down the tunnel, stay in the shadows at all times, but stay close to the surface or you shall be forever lost within the catacoms of the doomed cities. At some point you shall reach another station. Open the door to the "Employees Only" section on the Platform, Platform A. Then go through the collapsing tunnel. Go into the tunnel being held up by boards. Continue along that, avoid straying from the path that isn't lined with thorn filled plants. Do not drink the water, it is poisenous. Just keep moving down that way. Don't look back if you encounter any creatures, just keep running to the exit. You shall eventually come across a door named "Exit" with a collapsing staircase near it. Go in, go down the rope. You shall end up in a place where the only exit is Death itself. Somewhere in ROBLOXia in the heart of it's core that has been twisted by the evils of past villians. Find the King which is holding a sword, and jab your head into the point. As you die you shall come back to reality. Your time spent here, thinking about your actions and why you ended up in that aslyum, the IP aslyum, shall change you. The fact that you MUST go through your past and comfort yourself that dying to escape is the only way to face salvation. You must be CALM when you kill yourself here, else you shall be lost in the maze of your past. When you regain your reality, walk through the tunnel after that until you reach a wooden door, open it. There is a cavern marked with men saying "I died here or shall die here, as I did not think of the way out." Your only way out is to go through a maze of puzzles, figuring out what is right or wrong in ROBLOXia. Its a maze. A crazy maze. If you succede in that, there is a wooden door with lighting coming out of the holes at the end. Open it. You shall emerge in a cliffside outside of a bustling town. Welcome back to ROBLOXia.

FrostBlood

Join Date: 2009-06-27
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#31774411Monday, August 16, 2010 1:51 AM GMT

tl;dr

za_pa

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#31774424Monday, August 16, 2010 1:51 AM GMT

O.o

AbyssalPlain

Join Date: 2010-04-10
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#31774431Monday, August 16, 2010 1:51 AM GMT

Your journey shall shape you into a new character. Someone whom is better, and would know more.

dc131

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#31774473Monday, August 16, 2010 1:51 AM GMT

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AbyssalPlain

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#31774525Monday, August 16, 2010 1:52 AM GMT

Yes, as I left out probably a billion details on the way out. There is a ton more I could write, but I cut out some parts, just for you to discover yourself.