First I will locate his place of residence and travel there.
Then I will spray his eyes with pepper spray, dig my nails into his eyes, and yank them out. Then I'll shove his eyes in his mouth and uppercut him so he chews them. Then I'll kick him over and jump on his stomach until his internal organs come out of his mouth. I will grab them, roast them on a grill, and make Bieberburgers out of them.
For the burger's buns I will rip off each of his buttocks.
Then I will proceed to put him in a large box and mail it to one of his fans, the box's insides coated in a thick layer of body fluids, his body soaked with my urine.
Under his body will be his newest album.
When the girl opens it up, the disk will be a blank disk with writing on it.
The writing will say "YOU SUCK".
And that's what how he'd die. :)
Quite pleasant. |