viva12Join Date: 2008-03-23
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I was upstairs in my house, with my pistol drawn, i was crouched in my bedroom.
the first chicken had just came, and thats why there was a dead chicken infront of my bedroom door. |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
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I carefully aim my lazer at a cars tires and in about half a second they pop then I walk in the direction Vamp is running to. |
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"Wait.." I pulled out my pistols and shot the chicken. I then put the guns away. |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
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I soon start to see you and call out "Don't shoot me and I won't be of any trouble" In clear english "And trust me if I die you may have a problem.." |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
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(I have my lazer drawn just incase) |
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I turn to look at the rooster. |
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viva12Join Date: 2008-03-23
Post Count: 13624 |
I stood up, and walked out my bedroom door, pistol still drawn.
I started walking down the stairs.
Then out the door and to my car.
I turned it on.
"RAAAMPAAAGEEEE"I yell, then back up into some chickens, and drive off, plowing into more chickens, killing them. |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
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"Hello human... You creatures created us and then kill us like brutes... I have no intention of eitehr of us shedding blood today..." |
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"I didn't create you, THEY did." |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
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"Your speceis did. And still the humans started the killing because they feared us expanding." |
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"Ah, but I'm only human as far as you know." |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
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"True... True... Now back on topic can I pass with no bloodshed?" |
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viva12Join Date: 2008-03-23
Post Count: 13624 |
I drifted left, and killed some chickens.
Ah, i love how i used to be a stunt driver for a movie... |
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"I don't kill unless I am trying to be killed. As you saw, this girl," I gestured to the dead chicken, "Was chasing me with a knife, therefore I killed her." |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
Post Count: 4653 |
"Intresting.. I haven't seen many humans that act like this... And I want information if you could?" |
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"Information about what?" |
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viva12Join Date: 2008-03-23
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I turned to a stop, and looked at the carnage.
"yeah... nobody saw that..."I said, then drove off. |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
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Well... Hundreds of chickens have entered this street over the past 3 weeks... All of wich have seemed to be killed but I find no cropses... Do you know whos been doing it? |
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I shook my head.
"No, I don't." I said. |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
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"And let me guess if you did you wouden't tell me?" |
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"Probably not." I said.
"Unless you held me at gunpoint.. but I didn't do it, so either way you would get a no." |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
Post Count: 4653 |
"Now I asked you a question. You can ask me one... If you wish." |
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"Uh, I don't really have any questions." |
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wagnerjaJoin Date: 2008-05-30
Post Count: 4653 |
"Oh well" I fly over you and yo uslightly notice my prosthetic hands beneath my wings and I start wlaking away. |
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viva12Join Date: 2008-03-23
Post Count: 13624 |
I saw a human and a chicken having some sort of talk.
I immeditly drifted to a stop.
When the vehicle stopped, i yelled "TOASTER!"
(randomness mutch?) |
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