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you spawn in the lion cage
a stupid little annoying kid goes
" HEY THERES A MAN IN THERE! U SHOULD RIP HIS HEAD OFF! "
what would u like to do now?
A. open the cage and make the lion kill the little twit
B. own the lion
C. leave the cage and look for the noob exibet
D. open the cage and let the lion kill that stupid dumb kid ( same kid as in A ) |
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you leave the cage avoiding the attempt to kill that little stupid kid
are you sure u dont want to kill the dumb noob?
A. yes im not gonna kill the dumb noob even tho i want to
B. no i want to find the noob exibet thing-y merjigg-y |
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u find the the noob exibet
the noobs are being fed fish!
what would you like to do to ruin this moment?
A.accidently break the glass
B.eat a tnt
C. insert something here |
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c- Jump into the cage and eat fish, then ask for tix plox. |
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the noob jumps in the cage... eats fish... then asks for tix...
some random zoo weirdo throws a robux at u
NOOB NO LIKE ROBUX
what would u like to do now?
A. go on a cycotic rampage
B. explode
C. find a delete tool and delete the whole game
D.attack a bear |
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you delete the whole game...
where would you like to spawn now?
A. in desert warefare
B.a sinking boat
C. on a zombie
D. ( insert stuf here ) |
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u spawn on a sinking boat
it wouldnt be sinking if a stupid noob didnt find out the boat was crashable and ram into a boat!
well the boat is sinking extremly fast so wut do u do
A. jump overboard
B. scream
C. take a box then floats and stand on top of it
D. run to the top of the boat |
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the ship sinks and so does the box
turns out this is ROBLOX so boxes dont float cuz of global warming and now were all doomed
where would u like to spawn?
A. in a graveyard
B. in another stupid zombie survival game
C. a hide and seek game
D. in noob prison |
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you spawn is a graveyard
what would you like to do now
A. run is circles yelling HAHA U DIED!
B. stomp on top of graves
C. RUN CUZ GRAVES SCARE U!
D. sit on a grave |
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A, though a cooler option would be to unearth a corpse and ask it for t1x p10x. |
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you run in circles saying HAHA U DIED!
suddenly something grabs ur foot and starts pulling you into the dirt what whould u do!
A. scream
B. ask the something for tix
C.see if the reset tool helps
D. ( insert a option that will probably result in death here ) |
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you ask it for tix which results in it pulling you all the way ' down in the dirts ' ( not funny ) it turns out just to be a ghost who wants to eat you
what now
A. steal its dead body in the coffin right next to u's tix
B.use ur 2010 fireworks
C. throw a rock
D.die |
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you make the ghost very MAD after doing that what now?
A. shoot him with the extremly confienent gun right next to u
B. see if ur 2010 fireworks help
C. fall in the coffin
D. explode |
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C
Gunshots go through ghost! |
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you fall in the coffin the ghost closes the coffin and u EXPLODE!!!!!
killing the dead body, yourself, and the ghost! AND HIS GRAVE!
where would you like to spawn now
A. on top of a death pit
B. a bubble bath
C. at nuke the whales
D. in a DEATH BY CHOCOLATE GAME |
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