AnimeLuv2Join Date: 2009-11-29 Post Count: 4197 |
Someone make me laugh so I can get my mind off of not making it in. Please. |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17 Post Count: 21489 |
OGM SLAYAR IS AN MO HAIR METAL BAND1!1`!!11!!!1!!1@!
That good enough? |
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Crash is a mainstream-crazed loser. |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17 Post Count: 21489 |
Yes, Mr. Emo Park. |
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SSHH WE'RE TRYING TO GET HER TO LAUGH, REMEMBER?! |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17 Post Count: 21489 |
YOU SPOILED IT YA STUPID IDIOT!! |
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strafJoin Date: 2008-06-14 Post Count: 3625 |
OK then...
Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights. >.>
Wanna hear another one? Welfare. |
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BOOGA BOOGA MAYBE SHE DIDN'T READ IT DURDURDURDUR
Nah, just kidding. |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17 Post Count: 21489 |
Screw this!
Now we're Anthrax and we take no s***
And we don't care for writing hits
The sound you hear is what we like
I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your...
-- Socks!
No man, what's the matter with you?
-- I'll get it the next time, I mean it...
Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat
The only thing harder's the smell of my feet
So listen up cuz you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a...
-- Chair!
D***...watch the beat!
I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know,
I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!
Shut up!
We've got real def rythyms and fresh new jams
And ya think we got egos but we're just hams
Scott plays stickball and likes to skate
Frank is never on time he's always...
-- Sleeping!
"Late!"
Drink the drinks, the drinks they drank
I put my money in the bank
They cut their crack, they offer joints
We don't do d.r.u.g.s, do you get our...
-- Meaning!
"Point!" "Point!" Watch the beat!
I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know,
I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!
Shut up!
For a heavy metal band raps a different way
We like to different and not cliche
They say rap and metal can never mix
Well all of them can suck our...
-- S.e.x.u.a.l organ in the lower abdominal area!
No man, it's "d***s!"
MASTER!
Fart the farts, the farts he farted
I pick my nose cuz I'm r.e.t.a.r.t.e.d
Like El Duce says "smell my a.n.a.l vapor"
And wipe my butt with your...
-- Face!
"Toilet paper!" Yo, watch the beat!
I'm on your case, I'm in your face
Kick you and your father back in place
Step up sucker, understand
Don't you know,
I'm the man! I'm the man!
I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!
I'm the man!
Shut up!
So, as this rap is winding down
It's plain to see we wear the crown
You know Anthrax is number one
But we don't care, we just wanna have...
-- A festival!
"Fun" you stupid idiot!
Joey mailed the mail, the mail he mailed
We are the kings that all shout hell
We're like a diamond that is forever
And will remain the hardest ever |
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I don't know..i have a lot of stories to say (i know what your thinking crash THAT STORY DOESN'T COUNT) let see..i had an early release today..it was raining hard..me and my friend were running home..and that would be it. WAIT a some stupid people were running with there earphones on lol.. |
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I can show you the funniest video clip EVER... lemme get the link for it. |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17 Post Count: 21489 |
Revenger, that story does count. |
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Found it:
http://www.gifanatics.(BOOGABOOGA)com/gif/cat-attacks-(BOOGABOOGA)breakdancer
Remove the "(BOOGABOOGA)s" |
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For you it is but not for me. Here's another funny thing..3 days ago my friend had a cast on but he think he was strong and cool so he just hopped down the stairs with his good leg...as me and my other freinds watched (we were suppose to help him but we didn't felt like it xD) |
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http://www.gifanatics.com/(WAKKAFLAKKA)gif/ceiling-cat-revenge
Try this one, too. |
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AnimeLuv2Join Date: 2009-11-29 Post Count: 4197 |
You guys are hilarious. :P
BUT TRY HARDER. |
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NO U TRY HARDER U NUBFAILFACECAIK
Crap, I spelt it worng. |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17 Post Count: 21489 |
There's our way, their way... This way, two ways... Those ways... next way.
This next song is called "Next Song." |
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jesus christ..that confused me a little. Forums are not interesting except for this one. |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17 Post Count: 21489 |
There are two ways you can hear this next song, there's our way, then there's THE MECHANIX! |
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I GOTS IT!!!
Mendizio hates Justin Beiber. He told me. |
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I GOT IT.
remember today i was going to this class so i had to open this door but i need to knock on it so some one can open it and i could get in. So i knocked on it and then my friend kevin goes "WHO WAS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR!??!?" LOL he came out of no where. |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17 Post Count: 21489 |
I got another one!
Aeris dies.
There is actually a website called that. |
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