fighter97man
#38721532Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:28 PM GMT

I poke your eye out with a big stick >.>
Vitouliss14
#38721754Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:31 PM GMT

Dies because of Old Age
Penguin52738
#38723900Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:59 PM GMT

falls off of his/her preconscious character stand and dies :3
fred247
#38726892Wednesday, December 15, 2010 12:40 AM GMT

im above you
plu
#38728792Wednesday, December 15, 2010 1:02 AM GMT

Takes a aka-7 and kills you
Dominator59
#38749458Wednesday, December 15, 2010 12:31 PM GMT

Points gun the wrong way and kills yourself
TheBigBadForumTroll
#38749534Wednesday, December 15, 2010 12:35 PM GMT

Flames you to death.
xXBrokenWingsXx
#38750456Wednesday, December 15, 2010 1:26 PM GMT

Get attacked by rabid squirrels WITH NACHOS~
fighter97man
#38784786Thursday, December 16, 2010 12:26 AM GMT

Travels to noobland and gets made noob king and then random people from banland come and kill you with an inflatable hammers...
Marc2010
#38870419Friday, December 17, 2010 9:20 AM GMT

Your braces overgrow and get scratched.
fighter97man
#38951014Saturday, December 18, 2010 6:36 PM GMT

I Spartan kick you off the Earth.
halo3madmon
#38952359Saturday, December 18, 2010 6:56 PM GMT

Gets a shoop-da-whoop shoved up his butt.
Quinn24e
#38956057Saturday, December 18, 2010 7:50 PM GMT

You get killed by a paintball gun.
fighter97man
#39209423Wednesday, December 22, 2010 12:18 AM GMT

You get killed by ninjas with inflatable hammers...
hardyboyz207
#39211728Wednesday, December 22, 2010 12:47 AM GMT

u get pwnd by a newborn.........................blind
portoman
#39252768Wednesday, December 22, 2010 4:39 PM GMT

Ninjas wit inflatable molotovs come out and yell "Eat FIYA!!!" and then they throw throwing knives and the inflatable moloovs at you until you're so ticked you explode.
Greatwaffles
#39252923Wednesday, December 22, 2010 4:42 PM GMT

He gets locked in a Porta-Loo and dies of the smell.
MeetTheMario
#39260707Wednesday, December 22, 2010 6:25 PM GMT

Gets aboard the SS Fail, which then falls off the edge of the earth. He flys around space until eventually landing in the sun.
plu
#39363781Thursday, December 23, 2010 9:01 PM GMT

There was a big pile of snow on the roof of his house and the snow falled on him and he died!
bunnywumpkins
#39364594Thursday, December 23, 2010 9:10 PM GMT

He lost his imagination.
PerryXII
#39383650Friday, December 24, 2010 12:23 AM GMT

Fell into a pile of noob acid.
PerryXII
#39383912Friday, December 24, 2010 12:26 AM GMT

Person above me dosen't die 8)
xXButterfliXx
#39384413Friday, December 24, 2010 12:31 AM GMT

You get jumped by five year olds.
flamebot45
#39384574Friday, December 24, 2010 12:33 AM GMT

Killed by a mouse
bunnywumpkins
#39385172Friday, December 24, 2010 12:39 AM GMT

Becomes the nutcracker prince but gets defeated by the rat king ^_^ (Merry Christmas everybody!!! :p)