shadowunleashed100
#51480151Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:42 AM GMT

you NOOBENES KILLZ YOU ( no offense for calling you a noob
supermike8165
#51485174Thursday, July 28, 2011 2:03 AM GMT

You commit suicide thinking it's a free ticket to space because you'll past heaven
SergeantBrick
#51489064Thursday, July 28, 2011 3:00 AM GMT

You fly a spaceship thinking you'll find heaven, when you get completely lost and die of losing vital supplies.
gazamit
#51494053Thursday, July 28, 2011 4:24 AM GMT

You have a hearth attack seeing my epicness.
SergeantBrick
#51506197Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:12 PM GMT

You act like an ego-maniac in front of Chuck Norris. (nuff said)
t_oast
#51506273Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:14 PM GMT

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machamp6543
#51506758Thursday, July 28, 2011 12:30 PM GMT

You live in Soviet Russia. Nuff Said.
SergeantBrick
#51508109Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:10 PM GMT

You try copying everything I do, so i jump off a cliff. Only I secretly have a parachute.
coolmonkey055
#51508840Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:34 PM GMT

You commit suicide after your bc runs out and you have no money to pay for it
SergeantBrick
#51520001Thursday, July 28, 2011 5:11 PM GMT

Monkeys club you to death with bananas.
t_oast
#51522432Thursday, July 28, 2011 5:51 PM GMT

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machamp6543
#51523211Thursday, July 28, 2011 6:03 PM GMT

You live in Soviet Russia too. Nuff said.
SergeantBrick
#51533510Thursday, July 28, 2011 8:45 PM GMT

(person above is running out of material) You die from choking on your own throwup.
max0127
#51540718Thursday, July 28, 2011 10:32 PM GMT

a monkey flings poop into your eye
codster210
#51554888Friday, July 29, 2011 1:59 AM GMT

Nuke. Enough said.
AnrgyToast77
#51557861Friday, July 29, 2011 2:41 AM GMT

^ Trips into a pile of barbed wire that I drenched in gasoline, and the end of the barbed wire is attatched to a tow truck. The tow truck takes off and you're wrapped in a ton of gasoline-drenched barbed wire, going 50 mph, while being dragged across a gravel road, dying a slow and painful death. I'm an awful person.
kylethelegobuilder
#51561108Friday, July 29, 2011 3:26 AM GMT

ur so fat you died
Duraxxxmas
#51562690Friday, July 29, 2011 3:55 AM GMT

Miked came after you with a Paintball Gun because you stole his shirt
SergeantBrick
#51562862Friday, July 29, 2011 3:57 AM GMT

I hit a home-run with your head.
Duraxxxmas
#51562915Friday, July 29, 2011 3:58 AM GMT

I throw a Poke Ball at you that's filled with a burning lighter and oil.
ds84182
#51563028Friday, July 29, 2011 4:00 AM GMT

Fails At Failing And Nukes Himself.
Duraxxxmas
#51563080Friday, July 29, 2011 4:01 AM GMT

You use Uranium in A- Bombs as face Paint
tsarburst
#51566437Friday, July 29, 2011 5:16 AM GMT

Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, and barney started singing.It made your ears bleed and then they hug you to death. ^-^
Southpoint
#51567572Friday, July 29, 2011 5:43 AM GMT

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superzman6
#51569956Friday, July 29, 2011 6:51 AM GMT

Your tie strangles you.