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order some chicken nuggets then throw them at the workers |
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slmnemoJoin Date: 2010-08-24
Post Count: 5230 |
Poop on the fun area and anyone who passes by, tell them to poop and add to your collection. |
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Eat some chicken nuggets, stuff brown stuff in it, tell everybody it's poop and then everybody runs out! |
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I got another way.
Jump on the counter, take off all your clothes, and dance like your Beyonce. |
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say"i'd like to order the food that fattens me so i will take anything" |
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Order 5 of everything on the menu and pay for it in pennies,losing count 4 times.Then take the food and give it back saying you wont accept rancid food.Then ask for all of your money back and throw it at the clerk |
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Ask for a Burger king meal.Ask again when they say this is mcdonalds.Ask again.Then ask for a taco.Ask for another one.and another one.Then ask for 10 soda things,shake em up,and throw them on the floor(make sure its king size soda thing).then ask for 50 chicken nuggets,pronouncing it chicken fu*its and chuck them as hard as you can at the manager and the clerk guy |
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CryominoJoin Date: 2010-11-14
Post Count: 5642 |
Ask the manager for directions to Burger King. |
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~ Mat068, It'ss feces. Poopsmith had it.
MMkay. Print out a ' Zombie Hazard ' Sign at home, Tape it to the McDonalds Door; Then start yelling this at people, " THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING! THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS HERE! " |
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Bring in food from Burger King and Wendy's, then eat it by the counter while ordering. |
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Gripie123Join Date: 2008-12-10
Post Count: 2196 |
Torch all of the fries with Molotov grenades set on a C4 explosive with a live charge.
"Think. Create. A c h I e v e." ~Gripie123 |
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Act all suspicious, and say "What do you make the food out of here?"at a clerk And when they say what the meat is, KICK HIM IN THE NUTS and say "NO WAI I WILL ACCEPT THAT" And make the >:U face. |
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Order a chicken sandwhich,say you didnt want dressing,hand it back saying you wanted dressing,hand it back saying you didnt want dressing,hand it back saying you wanted dressing then throw it at the clerk.Then order the greasiest double hamburger and flick all the pickle slices at the manager |
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A false alarm.
~I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.~ |
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run in the resturant shouting "TEH EPIC FAIL MCDONALDS CLOWN IZ COMEHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then run out and run back in screaming "OMG HAX0R!!!!" |
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Torpedo17Join Date: 2009-07-18
Post Count: 2739 |
Walk up to the counter and say:
"Hey, got any grapes?" in a weird way
Then when they say no, you scream "OMG!!!1111"
When they ask you to stop:
"Problem, officer?" |
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Order several orders of large fries and throw them at people.
BONUS POINTS IF:
The fries are burning hot.
You throw them at an employee.
You throw them at the manager.
You throw them at a cop.
You throw them at Barack Obama.
You start screaming "BURGER KING RULES!!!!" |
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bigbro223Join Date: 2011-11-27
Post Count: 560 |
Lawnmow the floor. |
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moronmooJoin Date: 2011-11-25
Post Count: 1677 |
putting dog poo in your mcnuggets, then sueing mc for it :D
~I like my narwhals rainbow flavored. |
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poop on the counter
bonus points if:
you poop on the register
you poop on the cashier
you make your poop dance
you also fart on the counter
you get a trophy if:
you fart on the register
you fart on a celebrity
you win all interwebz if:
you sing about poop and farts |
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Ttyl45Join Date: 2009-12-18
Post Count: 1299 |
Buy a Burger King cup and go into McDonalds and show your cup to the the nearest worker and ask, "Do you got free refills?" |
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badgrl48Join Date: 2011-05-30
Post Count: 9 |
go in sit down. dont order anything. Order a pizza for delivery and shout WHO WANTS SOME?!?! |
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Order a big mac then yell "I SAID I WANTED A BACONATOR"
Pwnage |
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xJesssJoin Date: 2009-11-24
Post Count: 214 |
Wear a Burger King shirt and yell " I AM PROUD TO BE....A BURGER KING MAN! BECAUSE MCDONALDS SUXXXXX |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
When you buy some food, pay them rocks instead of money. |
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