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1. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he build with his own two hands.
Keep the list going! |
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If you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$, Chuck Norris has more money then you. |
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Chuck norris killed Chcolates because Chcolates is a Justin bieber fan |
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If you have 5$ and chuck norris has 5$, both of you are hobos and need to get jobs. |
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@joey
1. How am I typing, then?
2. Justina Beaver is the ugliest teenage beaver with a mouse's voice that ever roamed this world. |
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@Chocolates
Chuck norris is an epic fail? to bad for you, you won't get a chance to see one, and I mean ONE! lifeless Chuck norris hater in the world, you don't see me going around and posting on a thread that includes making jokes on someone to make them look cooler, but Chuck norris is awsome, grow up! |
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chuck norris turns pennies into 5$ bills |
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nash6116Join Date: 2009-08-11
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Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
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Chuck Norris can eat a fish. |
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nash6116Join Date: 2009-08-11
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Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter |
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SahankeJoin Date: 2010-02-14
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Chuck norris was the 4th wise man, he gave baby jesus the gift of beard, which jesus used till the day he died. The other 3 wise men were so jellous, the used there combined powers to have him removed from the bible, they latter died of round house kick related deaths. |
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Chuck Norris will PWN Chocolates for saing that Chuck Norris fails!!!! |
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Stone28Join Date: 2009-01-12
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Je.sus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land! |
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SahankeJoin Date: 2010-02-14
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Chuck norris dosn't walk, the ground moves beneath his feet. |
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salem9Join Date: 2008-10-25
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Chuck Norris is the only man to successfully deliver a round house kick through an email.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light so the dark can sleep without fear of Chuck Norris. |
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Stone28Join Date: 2009-01-12
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God said "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris replied, "Say please." |
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SahankeJoin Date: 2010-02-14
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Chuck norris was once playing golf at an expensive fancy golf club, every hole he put a 0 for his score because he was just that good. A pro golfer walks up to him and says "you can put 0's for your golf score!" Chuck replys, "do you know who i am? I am chuck norris!" The golfer than poured gasoline over himself and lit himself on fire, knowing it would be less painfull than being killed by chuck. Chuck norris still gave him a round house kick to the head. |
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Stone28Join Date: 2009-01-12
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Lol. |
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Covenant1Join Date: 2010-05-26
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Chilcren dont cry when they find out they live in a world with the Boogeyman in it but they cry when they find out they live in a world with Chuck Norris in it. |
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Chuck Norris WAS able to drown a fish. |
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Stone28Join Date: 2009-01-12
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Chuck norris caused a person to drown, with out any liquid. |
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Stone28Join Date: 2009-01-12
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Chuck Norris climbed the Mountain and roundhouse kicked Miley Cirus off of it! |
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Stone28Join Date: 2009-01-12
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Chuck Norris can downward uppercut. |
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