bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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Chuck Norris can say never. |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
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Want to see a list of Chuck Norris' enemies? Look at the extinct species list. XD |
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Arceus890Join Date: 2009-11-01
Post Count: 219 |
Chuck Norris isn't in the olympics is because hes TOO good for them. |
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
Chuck Norris bites zombies and they turn into people.
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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In high school on a test , for every answer Chuck Norris wrote "roundhouse kick."
He got a Triple-A honor roll during graduation. |
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Chuck Norris can make the Most Interesting Man In the World boring. |
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Arceus890Join Date: 2009-11-01
Post Count: 219 |
Chuck Norris can butcher a knife with a pig. |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
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Whenever Chuck Norris Loses...
He wins. |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
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Chuck Norris can jump in a pool filled with water, without getting wet. |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
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You know why Chuck Norris doesn't laugh at "Your MOM" Jokes
It's because he's his own Mom. |
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Ronster55Join Date: 2010-01-08
Post Count: 2739 |
Chuck norris doesnt click on ads, ads click on him. |
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ZawieJoin Date: 2010-07-04
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Chuck Norris never killed a man...
The man just set himself on fire
Knowing that it would be less painful... |
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CalestiaJoin Date: 2011-08-12
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Chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands. |
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vidgame87Join Date: 2011-04-03
Post Count: 3603 |
The mods don't ban Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris bans them. |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
Post Count: 16378 |
Jared once tryed to ban Chuck Norris.
He regreted it. |
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RuskinickJoin Date: 2010-04-09
Post Count: 196 |
First, there was nothing. Then, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing and told it to get a life. |
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RuskinickJoin Date: 2010-04-09
Post Count: 196 |
ulike? |
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faultydexJoin Date: 2010-09-18
Post Count: 24608 |
The world was actually created by only ONE Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.They didnt really give the actual story,because everyone someone told it,the world roundhouse kicked a planet into unexistance. |
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Chuck Norris and Mr.T Walked into a bar together.
The bar exploded with sheer astonishment. |
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gwebster2Join Date: 2010-08-29
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
The bar begged to be excused to get in the way of Chuck Norris' forehead. |
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Chuck Norris goes to the Challenge Accepted guy.
"Hey, I challenge you to a karate fight!"
"[ CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. ] Wait, WHAT?!"
Oof. That hurts...
I Chuck Norris out into the Pacific Ocean.
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faultydexJoin Date: 2010-09-18
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Everyday,a computer breaks.
Everyday,When Chuck Norris's computer breaks,it stil isnt broken. |
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Chuck Norris bathes in lava.
Chuck Norris has metal toilet paper.
Chuck Norris eats rocks for breakfast. |
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faultydexJoin Date: 2010-09-18
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Chuck Norris never broke anything.Because when something that own's breaks,their scared to be broken. |
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Chuck Norris kills a bad guy in one tiny touch on their nose. |
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