Bad Doctor, Good patient.

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#440670Friday, February 01, 2008 1:29 AM GMT

D:Well sir,your going to live.but...i advize you... P:what? D:i advize you,next time you spin in circles in he 4 way intersection,bring me!!!:D

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#441052Friday, February 01, 2008 3:06 AM GMT

D: *rubs shockers together* P: what are u doing? D:im shocking you... P: not if i shock you first! D: what? P:*grabs shockers* D:omg give those back u noob D2: *runs up behind docer and shocks him* D: omg *dies* P: lol he was pwnt by shockers XD D2: your next P: *shocks dr2 and he dies* P: rofl oyu got pwnt too roach: eeeewwww me being inside your gut....its....its...ewwww P: *dies of roach infection* roach: pwnt....

Timrio

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#441061Friday, February 01, 2008 3:10 AM GMT

Geting better! ^.^ How much did he charge it? The Death rate is 360*. Awful <---

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#442838Friday, February 01, 2008 8:42 PM GMT

yeah least heyre getting better -.- meow.

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#443015Friday, February 01, 2008 9:29 PM GMT

good news...uhhh......ZOMG 610 VIEWS!!!!!!1 *runs over, makes a coffee, drinks sum, then spits it out all over next poster*XD

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#1010897Saturday, May 17, 2008 5:56 PM GMT

omg im next poster... OMG MY EYES!!!!!!!! TM:*throws patient out window*

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#1011240Saturday, May 17, 2008 6:29 PM GMT

are there any more docters? need more!

LinkinParkRulez

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#1011480Saturday, May 17, 2008 6:46 PM GMT

This thread made me lol when it was first made, and still does...bring on the idiotic doctors!

Faave

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#1011777Saturday, May 17, 2008 7:05 PM GMT

P:Hi D:Hola, Ohio (ohio means good morning in chapenese) P:Ohio? D:Si Mi momi es teh pwnzor P:Huh? D2:He is speaking chapenese and spanish P:ok P:can u be my doctor D2:No.. P:why? D2:Becasuse i need to shoot u P:????? D2:Shoots M:BEEEEEEEEEEP D:Shoots D2

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#1024515Sunday, May 18, 2008 5:21 PM GMT

D:*walks into operating room*Lets do this. P:Ive heard of you before.You're that crazy doctor who killed those other 2. D:Ah,that was the OTHER doctor.(Hes lying XD) P:Anyways,what was I here for again? D:Brain transplant.And heart transplant. P:......You've got to be kidding me. D:Dont worry........*gets out a hammer and whacks the patients head with it* P:*dead* M:__________________________________________________________________ D:Not again........Oh well,at least the brain and heart still operate.(The patient is still alive,but has severe head injuries from hammer whacks.) P:*is really dead now* D:Nurse.....Get me a chainsaw.....Plus a sword.*chops the dead body into pieces*Cannibal Roll.(Human Sushi XD)

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#1024607Sunday, May 18, 2008 5:29 PM GMT

im sueing the docters lol

sagg

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#1024752Sunday, May 18, 2008 5:41 PM GMT

doctor: well, sir I had to replace your heart with a tomato patient: WHAAAAAAT? *kerslooooooood* doctor: well it was a bomb tomato. BAD DUM PISH

luigiscool

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#1024922Sunday, May 18, 2008 5:53 PM GMT

mario: itsa meeeeee! sonic (docter): oh yeah ill taake your money so you cant buy any more mushroom drugs! mario: game over! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..........

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#1219306Wednesday, June 04, 2008 8:51 PM GMT

Me: ok, hello mario. have a seat. Mario: Itsa' me! Mario! Mario ?what is thaat'? *glares at chainsaw and dead sonic* Me: ummmmm...your imagination? Mario: O-K! Me:*pulls out chainsaw* Me:MAUAHAHA FEEL THE DARKNESS!! FEEL THE GOLDEN TANK!! Mario: MA-MA-MIA! (Oh my god!) *chopchopchopchop* Mario's ghost: GAME OVER! my origin is italian and my dad knows italian. mamamia means Oh MyGod.

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#1219322Wednesday, June 04, 2008 8:52 PM GMT

oh yeah i forgot!! ECG: heart rate -?-

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#1219331Wednesday, June 04, 2008 8:53 PM GMT

Yay teammember good to have you back ^_^ Btw,do you remember teeteejay/dreamwalker?

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#1219342Wednesday, June 04, 2008 8:54 PM GMT

teeteejay,yes dreamwalker no. why? and ive been back ^u^ games havent XD

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#1219448Wednesday, June 04, 2008 9:03 PM GMT

doctor: clear. ZAP ... doctor: clear. ZAP patient: *breathes heavily* sir... you saved my life! i mu- doctor: clear. ZAP patient dies of random shockage. heres another one. doctor: *does heart transplant* all better. patient: i dont feel right... doctor: dont worry. your perfectly fi- whoops... patient: what is it doctor? doctor: that wasnt another heart. that was a tomato from my lunch. heres the heart. patient: ....... *dies of no heart pumping blood*

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#1219709Wednesday, June 04, 2008 9:20 PM GMT

hi shoulder. nah i just kidding :) hi sulder.

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#1219835Wednesday, June 04, 2008 9:27 PM GMT

D:Omg! A 5000 lb chair is in your heart P:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!?!?!?!?!??! M:Heart Rate: 109 Lungs Moving:112 D:D'oh! M:Heart Rate:9999999999 P:Yay! D:Too high heart rate! M:Heart Rate:0 P:*dies of heavy chair*

sulder8

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#1220413Wednesday, June 04, 2008 10:01 PM GMT

heres another one. doctor: time for brain surgery. patient: ok. wait.... thats not my head thats my cheast. d: i know the brain is the thing that pumps blood.... FOUND IT! *cuts ourt heart and puts in a football.* d: now think like a piggy!!! p:............ *ded*

Goodwrench

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#1220443Wednesday, June 04, 2008 10:03 PM GMT

Doctor: Ok, time for heart surgery! Patient: Errr..that's my head. Not my-x_X Doctor: There we go! o_O I killed him?! That's the 3rd one this week!!!! Boss: YOUR PHIRED!!!!!!

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#1220629Wednesday, June 04, 2008 10:15 PM GMT

*Doctor begins to watch screen, with screen faced away from the patient* Patient: Doc, can I see what you're watching? Doctor: No, I'm studying. *The beeps coming from the machine start to lose rythem* Patient: Doctor, is everything O.K.? Doctor: Quiet! This is getting good! Patient: Are you crazy?! *The beeps get quicker and longer* Patient: Doc, do something! Doc: Almost there! Patient: Nurse! Help me! HELP ME!!! *The beeps close together, into one long shrill* Patient: AHH!!! Doctor: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS TOTALLY PWNZ WATCHING THE HEART MONITOR!!! *Silence* Patient: Huh? Doctor: That was great! I love Jerry Springer! It's almost like the monitor, but much more *beepy*. *Patient clutches heart* Doctor: Better turn on the heart monitor again. Patient: *dead* Lol, made that up off the top of me head.

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#1220686Wednesday, June 04, 2008 10:20 PM GMT

Trauma center refrence time ^.^ D:Lets open em up. Holy..... *savato is burrowing into the heart* Oh no you dont! *the guy reaches for the savato but rips out the heart* Machine:Beeeeeeeeeep......

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#1220833Wednesday, June 04, 2008 10:29 PM GMT

D: Ok, time for lunch. P:Ooh! Hamburgers. They look alittle funny though. D: Oh. These aren't hamburgers. P:*begins breathing heavily.* Then... what are.... th- D:Well, lungs are pretty tasty. M:________________/\_______________________________________________ P:......... *Dead* D:Hmm... wow. Maybe we DO need those things. Oh well, they're tasty! Ok nurse! Get this thing out. Time for *burp* lunch #2.