here is the first one
please no tl;dr, if yer gonna do tht press the "Back" button
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well it was like some parody/mix of "Snakes on a Plane" "Legally Blonde (i think)" "Lord of the Rings (again, i aint good at guessing movies so i dont know)" and i know for sure, "Narnia" and sorta "Charlie and The Chocolate Factory" well main characters from those movies (excpet narnia and charlie and the chocolate family) got a golden ticket (like charlie and the chocolate factory). They used it to open the closet of Narnia. Then... well i was like 10 or something (i am 12 now) and i noticed it was for people 15... yeah... but it was short and had absoutly NO story line
Kite Runner
I can tell you what this snailbag of a movie is about...
well at the beginning they were like chasing kites or whatever and then it was some kids BFFs birthday or something and he was getting beat up and the kid was afraid and his BFF was mad and then a war happens and they run away to America and then he gets married, i zoned out after that but i remember his wife or mom or whatever for some reason with a white blanket over her in a coliseum and they were throwing rocks at her which turned the blanket red and they put her in a truck and then he was in a bar at the end
the bad thing is it has NO traits of a good movie.
Brothers
short, stupid, and VERY confusing
well like her husband went to war so she was fine...
then he got inprisoned and he was all mad and schtuff and he had to kill the prisoner he was with or he got killed, i think it was the other guy that was supposed to hit him. they looked alike so it was confusing
well the wife thought he was dead she went all wa-wa and met his brother
then the daughter like acted like she was possesed and like went all crazy depressed temper tantrum like "WUT ABOUT DADDY" or something and she got in trouble
then the brother got back and he went all King Kong with a bat and ruined the house like "TAKE THAT I AM RUININ YER KITCHEN HAHAHAHA" and he was screaming at her and she was liek "WTF????"
and then it ended |