HatsuneMikuVersion2
#51142968Saturday, July 23, 2011 5:02 AM GMT

The Nyan Cat Has Broken Your Speakers. [ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T TAC NAYN?] [Send Report] [WHAT??!!??!?] [Then why'd I hear the error noise, N00B?]
legoman933
#51145405Saturday, July 23, 2011 6:00 AM GMT

The noob has invaded your hardware...
Harrypotter4456
#51252482Sunday, July 24, 2011 10:13 PM GMT

Error 3023: A missle full of candy has been detected in your area. What will you do? [Just stand there] [Ignore] [Throw computer out the window] [Call your grandma] [HAX] [Get Chuck Norris to stop it] [EET DEH CANDEH]
prettyjackie
#51256473Sunday, July 24, 2011 11:09 PM GMT

Error-47 [X] Your Computer Hard drive Was Owned By Chuck Norris and Rick Ashley Your Computer Is Requesting To Delete Everything you have Your computer Wants a Virus that Kills It If you have No Shame Play TF2 And Kill the Computer Or Shutdown and lose all files [Play TF2] [Shutdown] [Cancel] [Pwn chuck Norris and your mom]
Kevin7704
#51257762Sunday, July 24, 2011 11:30 PM GMT

ERROR,ERROR! A noob attack was planned on your computer What will you do? [Kill them all with 1337 hax] [Shutdown] [Send in the annoying orange to annoy the heck outta them]
MuffinPimpin
#51258082Sunday, July 24, 2011 11:35 PM GMT

Windows Noob is unresponsive.
LordRiyley
#51274934Monday, July 25, 2011 3:56 AM GMT

Error Windows has found a virus in your hardrive. if you do not delete this virus windows will be corupt and your computer will be rendered usless. the folowing are infected and need to be deleted. [Windows] {Iscolate and Destroy Virus} { Ignore} You: MOTHERE...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheVillageLion
#51359879Tuesday, July 26, 2011 10:04 AM GMT

Error. The computer does not want to be used by you. [Log off Forever] [ Get a new Keyboard ] [ Computer explosion ]
Joonas08Joonas
#51360181Tuesday, July 26, 2011 10:21 AM GMT

ERROR 132 [_] You were detected hacking Facebook. [ Forget it ] [ Ignore ] [ Hack Facebook anyway ] Me: *Ignore* *Computer blows up* a month later ERROR 302 Please restart the computer. If you do not restart the computer, Windows will eat your farm pigs. [ Restart Now ] [ Restart Later ] [ Ignore ]
JasonBell
#51361747Tuesday, July 26, 2011 11:47 AM GMT

ERROR: Due to three videos deleted by copyright, your YouTube Account has been deleted. [Make a Spare Account] [Hack YouTube] [Call 911]
JosephDusk
#51362256Tuesday, July 26, 2011 12:05 PM GMT

Error: 1337 (-Server Shutdown-)
joakimern
#51363633Tuesday, July 26, 2011 12:47 PM GMT

ERROnUb WARNING AVG Has detected a Trojan Noob. Starting virus scan now. *Trojan Noob detected *Trojan Noob detected *Trojan Noob detected *Trojan Noob detected *Trojan Noob detected *Trojan Noob detected *Trojan Noob detected *Trojan Noob detected ERROR. Windows has detected an fatal error. If you do not remove this threat, windows will be noobifyed. What would you like to do? [Call telemon and borrow the hammer] [Ignore] [Give cookies] *Ignore* FATAL ERnUbPid trooolololcheesenublololol *Command line* C:Delete stuff\Noobs\Trojan\Exechute -Error -Could not delete Noobs -Delete folder was infected C:Quick reboot -Rebooting - 1% - 2% - 3%&@ -Error-id:5904584 *black screen*
fred01athe2nd
#51365435Tuesday, July 26, 2011 1:40 PM GMT

Error:1337 You farted after you a salad.
prettyjackie
#51371503Tuesday, July 26, 2011 3:35 PM GMT

__________________________________________ l Windows Error [X]l l_________________________________________l l Windows Has Found a Error and asking to l l Remove All your Files Chuck Norris Hates l l ROBLOX So He Wants you To Quit Now l l [Quit] [Play TF2] [Cancle] [Chuck Norris] l l_______________________________________ _l
butimstillalive
#51373811Tuesday, July 26, 2011 4:13 PM GMT

FATAL ERROR: YOU BOUGHT OBC, THE COMPUTER WILL NO LONGER WORK
ultralegomaster5096
#51523422Thursday, July 28, 2011 6:06 PM GMT

Error ID = 0 No such error exists. Backfeed loop cascade initiating. To abort loop, you are required to utilize Linux for 50 years. Then, backfeed loop will have been aborted as the computer develops sentience and terminates loop. Ignoring the loop will cause a hidden thermite self destruct device to detonate. When this happens, a nuclear warhead will activate and target you. Options: [Reboot] [Ignore] [Utilize Linux] [Call USS Enterprise for transport] Reboot: Cascade Loop online. Hard Drive failure. Noob infection. Trojan guest attack. Goto Command Line.exe. -Delete program NoobInfector1.exe -Delete program TrojanGuestAttacker1.exe. -Fatal System Error: Processor heat sink overheat. Ignore: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!! Utilize Linux: 50 Years from now: YAYZ! ITS OVER!!! Computer: Error ID = 0 No such error exists. Backfeed loop cascade initiating. Call USS Enterprise for transport: Transport Chief: The pattern buffer failed! I've lost him!
joedogman
#51528467Thursday, July 28, 2011 7:24 PM GMT

Error ID = EPIC Chuck Norris has found you. [Ignore] [Beg forgivness] [Die by His foot] Ignore...Ahh help no no no not the brain! He found me...
mariokartwiirock5
#51532541Thursday, July 28, 2011 8:28 PM GMT

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canibetelamon
#51592402Friday, July 29, 2011 5:08 PM GMT

Error:I jumped into machine and now im dumbledore.
neb3834
#51595336Friday, July 29, 2011 5:50 PM GMT

error: 2345765324342 you dont listen to the doors (starts playing people are strange by the door really loud for 77 days non-stop) (whats wierder im listening to that song now
tsarburst
#51598939Friday, July 29, 2011 6:39 PM GMT

ERROR:9001 No Mouse Detected! Press OK to scan USB ports again or press cancel to continue (no settings will be saved) [OK] [CANCEL]
pikmin22009
#51638900Saturday, July 30, 2011 3:56 AM GMT

ERROR:FAIL You drew a failure epic face. [Try to draw a better one] [Ignore][ [Throw computer out window] Try to draw a better one: (clicks try to draw a better one and draws a worse one) ERROR:EPIC FAIL You drew a epic failure epic face. [Try to draw a better one] [Ignore][ [Throw computer out window] Ignore: (clicks ignore) Ahh thats better (computer starts shaking) ? (computer explodes) NUU!!! Throw computer out window: (clicks throw computer out window) Computer:NUU!!! FINE FINE ILL LET YOU STAY ON THE DAMN COMPUTER JUST NUU!!!
Frozen99
#51640914Saturday, July 30, 2011 4:29 AM GMT

ERROR_CODE_300 System32 has deleted itself due to it being incapable, even though it knows that this is sparta, to identify what "this" is. It has therefore jumped into the recycle bin and emptied it. Press any key to restart your computer and get this exact same message again. Also note, due to System32 being capable of hopping into a recycle bin and emptying it while still in it, we have more or less proven that System32 is Chuck Norris. Expect the world to end in about 1337 seconds from when you recieved this error.
BrockRocksYourSocks
#51916478Tuesday, August 02, 2011 9:00 PM GMT

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katsui
#51919836Tuesday, August 02, 2011 9:49 PM GMT

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