SCAspaceJoin Date: 2009-07-27
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There is an ancient book which I am translating for all to hear... it tells of the truth guize!!!
Chapter 1 of the 1st book, "1st Jonas".
Justin bieber sat on his throne of gold with Miley Cyrus to his left.
"I say to you, Bieber-ites, RISE!!!" he said.
And the prophesy is true.
In Bieber land he'll sing for eternity with all three Jonas Brothers at his side in an angelic chorus..
"Welcome to Bieber land!
The place of cotton candy and happyness!!!
Just hold the Bieber hand!
And say goodbye to your sadness!!!!
Justin Bieber
He's the best!
Bieber fever
Will be your test
Will you join the nation
Of Bieber-ize-ation
OR LISTEN TO METAL AND DIE!!
Baby Baby Baby OH!!!
Baby Baby Baby OHH!!!!!
So run to Bieber land
Take my hand
And we will be 12 forever!
Never grow old, NEVAR!!!
Bieber forever... and EVAR!"
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SCAspaceJoin Date: 2009-07-27
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And Nick lifed a trumpet and it rung through the skiez and all the Bieber blasphemers died of Bieber Fever... they wouldn't even turn around after being put in such a bad medical state.
So all the Bieber blasphemers in the land died. After years and years past new ones were born though.
So Justin Bieber himself said to the world "I'm coming back to set things straight, kill off Bieber blasphemers, and bless my followers!!!!"
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AgentrokJoin Date: 2010-01-10
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After these events, I proceeded to take my Kitchen Cleaver and my Baseball bat and singlehandedly set all of bieber land on fire. USING A KNIFE AND A BASEBALL BAT! THEY AREN'T EVEN FLAMMABLE! |
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SCAspaceJoin Date: 2009-07-27
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Follow his commandments:
Thou shall not listen to metal
Thou shall not sacrifice unclean albums to Justin Bieber... only pure albums. Pop.
Thou must sing Baby every time you enter his house
Men must keep their hair like their creator's
You are not to sing in the baritone level or lower because they are forbidden frequencies
Never say never
You must pray to bieber every day!!!
You must respect his high angels, The Jonas Brothers
Thou shall not worship any other popstar
Thou shall not be meen!!!!
You must spread his name as far as you can
You are called to skip Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, because together they spell "WTF?!" and that is not good.
Thou shall not give the rock/metal hornz "\m/".
Thou shall not listen to metal
Keep the Bieber day holy |
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AgentrokJoin Date: 2010-01-10
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*Shoots commandments.* Wheres bieber now? |
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ur wonderful SCA
i am working on translating the hidden works in his songs too. u are better tho.
thanku for spreading this message with me :)
may JUSTIN BIEBER bless u |
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SCAspaceJoin Date: 2009-07-27
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:p YAYZ! |
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i have translated some in the book of Cyrus 7
"If any of you are to hate JUSTIN BIEBER do these 7 things
Peacfully convert them
Keep them away from other follower so they shall not deceive them
if they will not peacfully convert leave them if they leave u
if they do not leave you declare war on them
Tell them the message of BIEBER again
have pity for them
leave them."
I have also translated something else
"You are to only write the sacred name of BIEBER in caps.
this includes the words HIS HE HIM or any others
therefore you shall live in BIEBER peace."
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here is the part that explains now
"And in the year 2010 of the next days
JUSTIN BIEBER the holiest will be incarnated as a man
with other angels He will rise to power
then take His followers to BIEBER land
This will all be so" |
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ooooh typo! i meant in the year 2010 HE will have HIS greatest rising, it still will all get better dan dis tho. |
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the book of BIEBER is not flawed mind u |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17
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If Bieber told you to kill yourself, you'd do it?
Brother will kill brother
Spilling blood across the land
Killing for religion
Something I don't understand
Fools like me who cross the sea
And come to foreign lands
Ask the sheep for their beliefs
Do you kill on God's command?
A country that's divided
Surely will not stand
My past erased, no more disgrace
No foolish naive stand
The end is near, it's crystal clear
Part of the master plan
Don't look now to Israel
It might be your homelands
Holy wars
Up on my podium, as the
Know-it-all scholar
Down in my seat of judgement
Gavel's bang, uphold the law
Up on my soapbox, a leader
Out to change the world
Down in my pulpit as the holier-than-thou
Could-be-messenger of God
Wage the war on organized crime
Sneak attacks, rappel down the rocks
Behind the lines
Some people risk to employ me
Some people live to destroy me
Either way they die, they die
They killed my wife and my baby
With hopes to enslave me
First mistake, last mistake
Paid by the alliance, to slay all the giants
Next mistake, no more mistakes
Fill the cracks in with judicial granite
Because I don't say it, don't mean I ain't thinking it
Next thing you know, they'll take my thoughts away
I know what I said now I must scream
Of the overdose and the lack of mercy killings
Mercy killings, mercy killings, killings, killings, killings
Next thing you know they'll take my thoughts away |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17
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"Thou shall not be meen!!!!"
Congrats, hypocrites. |
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please do not fill our sacred thread with non sense.
thankyou. |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17
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"please do not fill our sacred thread with non sense."
Every bit here that's supposed to be this Bible ripoff is nothing but nonsense. My posts makes way more sense than any of your posts. |
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also we are improving ourselves
ever since i found out i am to be one of the two chosen sacred people i have tried to follow these commandments as close as possible.
there for i will not be mean.
I CANT BELIEVE IT IM NINE AND IM CHOSEN FOR JUSTIN BIEBER'S PROPHECY!!! |
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Crash6351Join Date: 2008-10-17
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"also we are improving ourselves
ever since i found out i am to be one of the two chosen sacred people i have tried to follow these commandments as close as possible.
there for i will not be mean.
I CANT BELIEVE IT IM NINE AND IM CHOSEN FOR JUSTIN BIEBER'S PROPHECY!!!"
That post contained more bullcrap than anything I've ever read in my life. |
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*takes master chiefs hand* Find the Warthog. We're going in.
*blasts way into Beiber Land* You can check in, but you CAN'T check out! *fills room with gunshots*
*master chief throws frag grenade at beiber* *explodes*
*grabs all bieber citizens* Let's get outa here!
PART 2 COMING SOON! |
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All Beiber-ites! You are in an endless trance! Only the TRUE book can save you all! *Shoots arms up holding the Holy Bible* |
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Nice alt, IWill.
Like crash's post, I will say that this thread contains more bullcrap than anything else I've read in my entire life. |
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So......whut do we do now? |
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Pathetic.... You worship JB? It's like worshiping MJ, only a trillion times worse.... |
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wumbodudeJoin Date: 2008-09-04
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I have just translated a reading from the book of Lovato
The Bieberites plan, to make everyone fall
To Bieber's arms and Bieberites stand tall
For thou who shault deny, the Empoerors plans,
Shall be sent to the Prison, by royal demands
Rock and Jazz Villians, against our Justin Craze
Thy will become Bieberites and fall in His daze
For those men who style, thy hair like Thou Kings
Will be phrased forever, and follow him and sing:
LET ME TELL YOU ONE TIME: GIRL I LOVE GIRL I LOVE YOU
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ur wonderful sunburst!!!
add me k?
dats a perfect translation!!! |
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