Venenoso
#38185492Sunday, December 05, 2010 8:59 PM GMT

-Proffester- "You know boys, ever since you stumbled in my lab, i can see such great potential in both of you" said the proffester. -Me- "Well, we're are kind of orphans, my parents were reported to be dead after being on a movie night watching The Ring" i said, a little saddened. -Proffester- "Did they tell you about the well scene?" said the proffester, kindly. -Me- "I heard that on the phone, and yes" i said. -Proffester- "Did they tell you about a black figureine heading towards the big screen?" the proffester said. -Me- "Yes" i said. -Proffester- "Did they get sucked into the screen?" said the proffester. "Actually, the line went dead after that, but perhaps your telling the truth!" i said, shocked to see such a smart man knowing of my parent's "death".
Bluedude3
#38196215Sunday, December 05, 2010 11:21 PM GMT

"I'm not an orphan, but I'll be happy to help if you ever need me!" I said, smiling.
Venenoso
#38196599Sunday, December 05, 2010 11:26 PM GMT

"Well, i guess that okay." i said, smiling.
Bluedude3
#38221492Monday, December 06, 2010 7:38 AM GMT

"Is there anything we need to do...?" I asked.
Venenoso
#38244343Monday, December 06, 2010 9:56 PM GMT

-Proffester Laborson- "Well, i could use some testing on my GC raygun i been working on." said the proffester. -Me- -looks to blue, since he's the accident-prone guy in the first place- Well, stand on the cross already!
Bluedude3
#38244972Monday, December 06, 2010 10:03 PM GMT

"Alright sheesh..." I said, hoping the GC ray meant something like "Game character" ray, unaware that it would change my gender.
Venenoso
#38266953Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:03 AM GMT

-Proffester Laborson- "Well, here goes..." said the proffester, he fires the ray, turning blue into a hot chick! -Me- -nosebleeds- "That's, is some BIG bootys!" I said.
Bluedude3
#38279113Tuesday, December 07, 2010 6:59 AM GMT

I looked down and screamed, I then walked over to Ven and kicked him in the unmentionables.
Venenoso
#38287276Tuesday, December 07, 2010 5:26 PM GMT

(Oooh... >_<) -Me- "Can't..feel..nutshells.." I said, weakly. -Proffester Laborson- "Umm, erh..nice...um testing boys..I'll just go back to my, um, studying now." the proffester said, unknowing that he still holding the ray in his back.
Bluedude3
#38287364Tuesday, December 07, 2010 5:30 PM GMT

"hey! wait! I need to get back to my normal gender!" I said.
Venenoso
#38287816Tuesday, December 07, 2010 5:47 PM GMT

-Proffester- "Erh, well, there is one lesson that most peoples need to know in life..." said the Proffester.
Bluedude3
#38287837Tuesday, December 07, 2010 5:48 PM GMT

"W-whats that?" I said nervously, flicking my hair away from my eyes.
Venenoso
#38287943Tuesday, December 07, 2010 5:51 PM GMT

"Oh! Jee! Look at the how the time flows! Tah-tah!" The Proffester said, fleeing away to his workspace.
Bluedude3
#38287979Tuesday, December 07, 2010 5:53 PM GMT

"hey!" I said, annoyed "You can't leave me like this!"
Venenoso
#38288101Tuesday, December 07, 2010 5:57 PM GMT

"So..alone right here in this lab...again." I said, having just finished the awful pains from Blue.
Bluedude3
#38288163Tuesday, December 07, 2010 5:59 PM GMT

"and the wrong gender! he took the GC ray too!" I said, annoyed.
Venenoso
#38288361Tuesday, December 07, 2010 6:08 PM GMT

I was just silent and look around the lab, then to blue. "So, uhh...even though your gender been swaped...it kinda looked good, In an creepy and arkward kind of way." I said.
Bluedude3
#38288460Tuesday, December 07, 2010 6:12 PM GMT

"er... thanks..." I said, in a nervous tone.
Venenoso
#38288817Tuesday, December 07, 2010 6:25 PM GMT

"I kinda guess we should hang out like this for a while..." I said, holding a defensive stick.
Bluedude3
#38290827Tuesday, December 07, 2010 7:23 PM GMT

"What! are you kidding! I er..." I said, feeling a bit awkward.
justin44
#38291164Tuesday, December 07, 2010 7:31 PM GMT

I walk into the lab unaware of what could happen"Hey um i'd like to....participate in this sorta thing.....what can i do here"
justin44
#38292537Tuesday, December 07, 2010 8:01 PM GMT

(bump)
Bluedude3
#38294243Tuesday, December 07, 2010 8:36 PM GMT

I turned to face the newcomer "Uh, well you just missed the professor..."
justin44
#38294568Tuesday, December 07, 2010 8:42 PM GMT

"We.ll he-"I stop.ped my.self"S.o u.m i.s th.ere anyth.ing o.f inte.rest"I s.aid no.ticing t.he A.g r.ay"W.ell t.his lo.oks inter.esting"i sai.d pic.king i.t u.p se.tting i.t t.o 84 year.s o.ld a.nd fi.ring a.t m.e tur.ning m.e 84 yea.rs old"Wh.at ho.wd i g.et he.re...."I s.aid
Venenoso
#38297652Tuesday, December 07, 2010 9:33 PM GMT

(A Epic dude who gets turned into a wimpy 84 year old elder = ZOMGWTF?!) "Umm, by that door?" I sayed, pointing to the front door.