kopakaJoin Date: 2007-12-14
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*Telamon lands in the middle of the Stage, dead*
Bob: OMFG SUCK THAT ADMINS!
Builderman: Madrak, post some job Offerings in the Paper. |
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shadow:ummmm......guys wanna go find the chaos emeralds so we can lose them over and over again so we have to find them in the next game AGAIN |
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kopakaJoin Date: 2007-12-14
Post Count: 12448 |
Bob: *Runs around in Circles* I AM DA CHAMP10N |
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Bob: N000ez!1!!11!1cos(0)1!11! I haz 2 winz!
*bob jumps off ship and kills the announcer*
Stanley: what'd you do that for?
Bob: Cuz i c4nz ololol :3
Stanley: Can anyone understand this guy?
Shadow: Apparently not.
Meanwhile, back on that floaty fortress thingy:
Yert: How'd I get here?
Heram: Just roll with it.
Jackbuttla: I'mma fire mah laza for no reason! BLAARGH!
*laser hits whatever it uses to stay in the air*
Spi: Well, I'm confused at what's happening.
Pai Guy: I have no idea.
*big floaty fortress thingy falls on them*
10 minutes later:
Shadow: R.I.P, Spi and Pai Guy.
Stanley: Yeah, yyeah, whatever. Can I stop being the gravestone now?
*Spi and Pai Guy walk in*
Spi: Hey guys, what's up?
Stanley: See they're alive! Can I stop now?
Shadow: o_o
Bob: Z0MB13Z!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out shotgun*
*Yert and co. walk in*
Heram: Hi, did we miss somethi-*shot by Bob* |
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shadow:YEAH *pulls out m-16* *shoots at random people* I WANT MA WAFFOOZZZ |
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Stanley: No waffles for you!
Shadow: What? *goes insane and shoots everywhere*
Stanley: Fine! Take my waffles!
Shadow: Actually, I like pancakes better.
*Yert facepalms* |
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kopakaJoin Date: 2007-12-14
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Bob: WAFFL3Z!? *Attacks Stanley*
Shadow: Oh god!! GET HIM OFF STAN!
Stanley: I CANT FEEL MAH LEGS!!
Bob: CH00 NO HAZ WAFFL! CH00 DA1!!!!!1!!!!!elevendy9999!!!!
*Screaming* |
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shadow:man tournaments over all ready *looks at watch* its only passed 3 years when the tournament was supposed to end 30 minutes after it started im goin home GUYS CMON TO MY PLACE TO CELEBRATE EDWARDS WIN
bob:join the darkside we have cookies
stan@shadow:0-0 |
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Announcer: Suddenly, You all are stuck on an island in lava!
Jackbuttla: I thought you died!
Announcer: I did.
Bob: H41z 4ll u pe0plz!
Shadow: So, how do we get off of this island?
Heram: I know! *Grabs Stanley and squishes him into the shape of a boat*
Stanley: I'm feeling uncomfortable like this...
*Everyone tosses Stanley in the lava*
*Stanley sinks*
Yert: Well, that was a waste of time.
Spi: I know, right?
Bob: Well, as long as we have waffles, we'll be fine.
Stanley: Wait, why aren't you talking with numbers, like you usually do?
*everyone stares at Stanley*
Stanley: What? |
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shadow:stan ur sinking into the lava
bob:should we help him?
shadow@gang:naaaa*walks away* stan:GUYS A LITTLE HELP HERE
shadow:I GOT IT why dont we use this convinyently placed helicopter with just enough seats for all of us that has a big sign that says to home |
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kopakaJoin Date: 2007-12-14
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Yert: Bob, why dont you use your powers to free us.
Bob: Me no no want.
Stanley: See, no numbers again!
Bob: WUT CH00 TALK1N BOUT W1LL1S?
Stanley: Nevermind.
Heram: *Backs away from Stan*
Jackbuttla: WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Spi: AAAHHHH
Shadow: WERE STUCK HERE FOREVER!
Pai: Morons >_<
Announcer: This is boring.
Spi: Wait, wheres Bob?
Yert: *Points at lava*
Bob: *Is swimming* LALA@LA!!!!!1!!1ELEVENTY1337!!! |
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shadow:guys stan sinked into the lava
bob:NOW THERES AN OPEN SEAT |
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Pai guy: How'd that get there?
Bob: Ai h4z telam0n'z powaz!
Stanley: Guys? I'm still sinking!
Shadow: Do you think we care? |
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shadow:HEY I KNOW *ties rope to bob. attaches to random lavaproof boat
shadow:HOP ABOARD but its a 100000000000000009$ fee to live |
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kopakaJoin Date: 2007-12-14
Post Count: 12448 |
Bob: Jumps onto announcer box* Ch33z B00g@z!
announcer: OMG! MOSQUITO! *Window wipers*
Yert: Bob is a weird one.
Heram: Is bob talking to that Dustmite?
Bob; M3 CLE@N CH00 UP AND MAKE CH00 PR1TTY |
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*Everyone flies off into the sunset*
END OF PLOT
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or is it?
Stanley: I'm still sinking, here!
Meanwhile, on the sun:
Yert: Who's idea was it to fly off into the sunset, anyway?
Shadow: I thought it would have been a good ending!
Heram: Space doesn't even work that way!
Spi: When did things not working that way ever stop us?
Heram: Good point. |
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shadow: I GAWTZ AN IDEA*grows mustache*
yert@crew:BEST IDEA EVER *they all grow mustaches*
shadow:HEY LOOK STAN IS A BOAT SINKING IN LAVA WITH A MUSTACHE |
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stanley:help.....me..... .. . *sinks* |
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Stanley: How can you see me from on the sun, anyway? And why do I have a moustache?
Pai Guy: Pies for everyone! *throws pies everywhere* |
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shadow:ON TO THE NEXT ADVENTURE *everyone jumps off ship*ummm.......how did we get on mars? |
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*Spi comes back, suprising everyone*
Spi: Hello! What happened? *sees Telamon's body* Aw crap! |
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*Stanley teleports everyone to the same spot*
Pai Guy: Where is this? Sparta?
Random Bystander: No, this is Athens. Sparta's about 100 miles thataway. |
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spi:*dies cause he said a bad word*
shadow:well waddaya wanna do on mars?
yert:LETS MAKE A SAND CASTLE heram:*gasping for air*cant......breath.....no.. . ...air.. . .. ., . .*dies*
shadow@crew:baby |
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shadow:OOOO GUYS LETS JOIN THE SPARTAN ARMY i mean we do have weapons |
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Jackbuttla: Well, does Stanley count?
Stanley: No. I am not-
*everyone grabs Stanley and squishes him into a lazer cannon* |
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