jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
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Hmmmm.... I find out where you are in the jungle, then I send in some poison dart frog spies that kill you secretly. I grab the cookie and take it back to my giant flagship boat on the ocean but this time upgraded to be over 50 million feet long, over a zillion cannons, 5 hundred million submarine boats piloted by sharks, and 3 hundred thousand hawk airship blimps. Now whoever tries to take the cookie from me, you'll have to destroy my boat flagship first. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
Bump of cookies. |
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I never said I was in the jungle so, TIME PARADOX |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
No time paradox you NOOB HEAD!!! How about actually stealing the cookie from my giant boat? |
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snow9450Join Date: 2009-04-23
Post Count: 1697 |
I'll go with the boat...
I hack NASA to create a giant nuke to destroy the world BUT this nuke does not destroy cookies on boats :O So I'm in space (in a spaceship) and I detonate the nuke and grab the cookie in space I go through a wormhole (Not actually where a worm is look it up if you don't know. It's something that time travels in space) that leads me back to the 1940's so I dig deep down in the ground and made a small makeshift home underground with nothing but me the cookie and my Thompson >:D |
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GordonlaiJoin Date: 2009-07-02
Post Count: 342 |
I go to the cookie store, there! :D |
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@snow
I find an ancient crystal and make a time traveling device to time travel to the 1940's and bring a RPG with me. I dig for your house thingy and blow everything up except the cookie and steal it, then time travel to 2112. |
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GordonlaiJoin Date: 2009-07-02
Post Count: 342 |
I quickly get in the time warp hole and go into 2112 with you, go back to 2012, and smash the cookie into pieces. |
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jason2926Join Date: 2009-08-30
Post Count: 12473 |
Well yeah, well I glue the cookie back to pieces. Then next I take the cookie to my gigantic boat once again and make sure to add extra cannons and extra guards. If you wonder about my boat, read the previous posts. |
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I ask Telamon to teleport the cookie to me and he obeys. Builderman then bans you. |
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jaceyjaceJoin Date: 2010-03-12
Post Count: 5202 |
I have the cookie strangely and turn everyone into a toddler so they don't know what to do, so I hid it in Lazerguy10's base. |
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Fortunately, I learned multiplication when I was 5 (true) so I obviously knew basic logic in which what I was doing so I took the cookie and turned me back to my normal age. |
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dan64Join Date: 2007-11-22
Post Count: 1007 |
A giant box flattens you to the ground, making you drop the cookie. It wasn't crushed but now I has it. I walk to the desert and hide in an indestructible bunker. But... it had a sign outside saying; "SECRET BUNKER HIDEOUT." |
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I dig a tunnel into the hideout then snatch the cookie when you're not looking and quickly put it in a box 6 feet under ground. |
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I notice that it was a box that flattened me so I easily lifted it up. Then I find a "box tracker" in the box so i find the box 6 feet underground and find the cookie, take it, and kill you |
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I come back as a zombie, eat your BWAINS (see if you can guess the reference!) and take the cookie. |
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Luckily I had brains of steel >:D. So when you tried to bite it you got a tooth ache and I still had the cookie so I killed you and went in a rocket to the rings of Jupiter. |
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I called the roman god Mars, and he killed u all, and gave me the cookie, then Jupiter Mars and Neptune defend me! (lets see who knows there roman gods!) |
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I summon the Monkey Sun God from Bloons tower defense 4 andf he kills the gods then gives me the cookie. |
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GenystarJoin Date: 2012-05-04
Post Count: 19 |
The dragon shenron from dragon ball Z appears and grabs the cookie and gives it to me! *hops on shenron* >:D No one can steal the cookie now!! *flys away* |
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i conjure the kookei in your hand into my hand. i do not want it, not to say i want you or anyone else to have it, because i came tto the conclusion that is is a double choclate chip kookei so i dont want it. i drop the kookei in some distant part of my world. erhswhile i drop the leadership of the kookei in another spot. i am nopw walking home admiring the beauty of nature, and thinking of the cup of tea waiting for me at home, what the sight of nature.
Help your self and help others along the way |
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I take the cookie put a land mine in front of you, and your hippy @-ss is blown to smithereens. I then using the art of troll physics dig a hole to the center of the earth throw the cookie down it. Infinite float. |
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dan64Join Date: 2007-11-22
Post Count: 1007 |
The cookie falling down to the core of the earth is a cardboard fake, you get punched in the face suddenly. I grab the cookie and throw you down to the center of the Earth. I use a jetpack and fly to ROBLOX HQ, and I'ma give the cookie to Shedletsky!! |
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I fly a plane into roblox HQ. Hide the cookie in a base at the bottom of the ocean |
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Now that's cheating because we can't [Content Deleted] |
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