saronite1100
#82549895Wednesday, November 21, 2012 2:09 PM GMT

I secretly attack an unstoppable time bomb onto Bob8644. It cannot be disarmed. 5 pages later, he'll explode into a million pieces. I Pickpocket the cookie, shove it into a monster truck, and run everyone down
bob8644
#82551854Wednesday, November 21, 2012 3:02 PM GMT

That one was a decoy. I am currently in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE with my own cookie.
TheAvengel
#82554950Wednesday, November 21, 2012 3:56 PM GMT

sends personal robot to steal cookie then hides cookie in detonating nuke runs away and yells "SO LONG COOKIE"
bob8644
#82555187Wednesday, November 21, 2012 3:59 PM GMT

The cookie grow legs and walks out and comes to me.
saronite1100
#82558113Wednesday, November 21, 2012 4:44 PM GMT

I redirect the cookie to me and summon the Sacred Sword to pwn anyone who takes the cookie from me
Ernie_Galore
#82569369Wednesday, November 21, 2012 7:24 PM GMT

but its SO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
mettadog
#82577502Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:02 PM GMT

But I pwn you with the Sacred Spear, since the Sacred Sword broke in Quest for the Sacred Sword (Part 3).
bob8644
#82577541Wednesday, November 21, 2012 9:03 PM GMT

Then the Sacred Spear breaks.
TheKewlWagon
#82583388Wednesday, November 21, 2012 10:13 PM GMT

i give bob the cookie
yosuppeeps
#82583619Wednesday, November 21, 2012 10:15 PM GMT

And I slap a man. IDK why .:ʙᴏɴ ʙᴏɴ ᴏғ S&I:.
Shrillity
#82584920Wednesday, November 21, 2012 10:27 PM GMT

*Sends out the whole galaxy to steal the cookie* Si
xXShiningArmorXx
#82604050Thursday, November 22, 2012 1:56 AM GMT

*suprise entrance* i take the pie and hide in an air particle. :3
gamercase1
#82608737Thursday, November 22, 2012 2:47 AM GMT

i trip over a rock and see a cookie.i decide to grab it
saestar094
#82609648Thursday, November 22, 2012 2:57 AM GMT

I start throwing 75 pound soccer balls at gamer's head and he goes unconcious I grab the cookie and I attatch an unfindable GPS system to track it. Then I go to Chuck Norris and he Chucks it into space.
gamercase1
#82915404Sunday, November 25, 2012 6:04 AM GMT

I go in space and grab it and then i refresh it so the GPS goes away. then i wear a protective suit thats CHUCK NORRIS resistence and then i go back in time when it was 2011 and i put the cookie in ShedLetSkys pocket where it would be safe. i also send 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 drones to defend shedletsky.
AcousticJamm
#82961938Sunday, November 25, 2012 6:14 PM GMT

I take the cookie, eat it while nobody is looking, make a fake replica, put a bomb inside, close the fake cookie, and hand it to someone. I take 25 steps back and activate the bomb.
awegame
#83313678Friday, November 30, 2012 2:52 PM GMT

i am about to steal the bomb when i see acoustic. i hire chuck norris and get his to summon a bunch of t-rex and they rip the cookie from you and eat it then become fossilized.
apieceofabrick120
#83355128Saturday, December 01, 2012 1:59 AM GMT

I use a forcefield and than throw a nuke outside the forcefield and i didn't die and the cookie fell in my hand
DireStealth
#83357777Saturday, December 01, 2012 2:27 AM GMT

*Takes cookie from hands* *Shoots him with my pistol* *Walks away*
BelowNeutral
#83363786Saturday, December 01, 2012 3:27 AM GMT

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Mynameisninja
#83364035Saturday, December 01, 2012 3:29 AM GMT

Snipes from 1000 yards, uses grapple crossbow, takes cookie. Leaves game.
TheKewlWagon
#83391704Saturday, December 01, 2012 1:57 PM GMT

yu dropped the cookie so i take it and put it to the poster below me
Ziolion
#83481090Sunday, December 02, 2012 7:42 AM GMT

An army of mini demons steal the cookie and each one of them [There are 9001 of them.] takes a piece of it, running away to different countries and islands, preventing anyone from finding them forever. GAME OVER.
succesfulfundude
#83482747Sunday, December 02, 2012 8:25 AM GMT

I slay all of them and put the cookie pieces back together with glue, and then surround myself in forcefields.
DaRedhawk
#83552330Monday, December 03, 2012 1:56 AM GMT

Deathnote time! And its taken!