ElementOfWater
#87798924Saturday, January 26, 2013 4:07 AM GMT

I dump glue on it from a roof and it goes together and i grab it really fast and on my invisible cloak wich also makes cookie into a invisa-cookie.
ChippyPlum
#87805045Saturday, January 26, 2013 5:36 AM GMT

i turn into a cookie magnet and cookie comes onto me and the cookie gets stuck onto me by cement that you can't break! i make the cookie unbreakable,posioness and it will pour lava on you if you go to close.and i'm invincible
Masonite100
#87806907Saturday, January 26, 2013 6:12 AM GMT

Use a lava proof gatling gun to catch it. I shove it in my ear.
DoctorlvoRobotnik
#87814559Saturday, January 26, 2013 10:49 AM GMT

I attach something to masonites head. Masonites head then starts filling up with air and floats off into the sky, he blows up a minute later, only to find the cookie fall down and in my hand. ~True Overlord Of The Derp Squids~
MIIwinner99
#87820862Saturday, January 26, 2013 2:16 PM GMT

*Travels back in time and slaps uberpwner and get's the cookie*
bob8644
#87825988Saturday, January 26, 2013 3:47 PM GMT

I travel back in time, find Miiwinner, and take the cookie.
MIIwinner99
#87832000Saturday, January 26, 2013 5:05 PM GMT

I say punish/bob then I take the cookie.
uberpwner123
#87846351Saturday, January 26, 2013 8:11 PM GMT

I summon Chuck Norris. He beats every person, puts down an anti-time-travel shield, and gives me invincibility glitch AND the cookie.
BlueYin
#87861507Saturday, January 26, 2013 11:19 PM GMT

The glitch ended seconds later, and your name was written into my deathnote so now your dead. I choose not to grab the cookie though.
soccerman611
#87862840Saturday, January 26, 2013 11:34 PM GMT

Then i grab the cookie with my bare hands and eats it.
Justin50001
#87868613Sunday, January 27, 2013 12:38 AM GMT

I was inside your body all along, so I took the broken cookie, glued it to make it look perfect and put it in my pocket.
xXShiningArmorXx
#87959838Monday, January 28, 2013 12:22 AM GMT

I randomly appear and take the cookie out of your pocket and burst out of his body. :3
Sonic5479
#87967732Monday, January 28, 2013 1:50 AM GMT

I telepathically take the cookie and put it in my back pocket, a place that is too awkward to reach for.
xXShiningArmorXx
#87982361Monday, January 28, 2013 4:51 AM GMT

I telepathically take it from you back pocket. :3
Kazejin0
#87984836Monday, January 28, 2013 5:48 AM GMT

Since you have done nothing to protect it, I simply take the cookie while you aren't looking and slip away into the night. I put the cookie in a vault and guard it with landmines.
TheKewlWagon
#87999257Monday, January 28, 2013 4:51 PM GMT

they explode into the next poster's hands
ditto9267
#87999343Monday, January 28, 2013 4:53 PM GMT

-Hands get ruined- Aww, @#$%^&*&^%$#@#$%^*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*&^%$#@@#$%^&^%$#@ -Pieces back together with glue- .-. -Protects by sticking into an old fat guy's underwear.-
DeathStarGoBoom
#88004246Monday, January 28, 2013 7:01 PM GMT

then you drop the cookie! i take the cookie and use the only time machine in exsistance, and go back in time to when this thread first started and killed the person who invented the time machine. a paradox occours causing the time machine to never exsist, therefore causing the cookie to be in a different timeline
TheKewlWagon
#88068610Tuesday, January 29, 2013 8:08 PM GMT

wrong rule. the cookie stays and so does the time machine also i give the cookie to the next poster
Coyomani
#88098532Wednesday, January 30, 2013 2:05 AM GMT

mine goes into hiding hires telamon as my bodyguard lives off fried chicken
alfieq
#88128590Wednesday, January 30, 2013 7:11 PM GMT

Builderman shows up and banned your character. Telamon won't ban builderman as he is his lead developer. Took a cookie out from fried chicken land and put in my secret laboratory with tons of defences you need to get through.
Axki
#88182037Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:45 PM GMT

Uses meh cheese cannon to knock Archblade out and take the cookie, then i exit the game and go into minecraft, and still have the cookie :D
Axki
#88182085Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:46 PM GMT

oops i mean exit :3
Axki
#88182118Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:47 PM GMT

So bad at remembering :P. I hit alfie. While im so excited i got the name i accidently drop the cookie
MIIwinner99
#88187788Thursday, January 31, 2013 8:06 PM GMT

I grab the cookie when it dropped into a hole. And I fly to japan.