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I travel back in time to where this thread started, and take the cookie. |
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I come back in time with you and kill you, and you can't come back in the future since I have killed you in the past meaning you NEVER existed in the future.
I take the cookie from you and I go back to the future. |
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3DfactingJoin Date: 2013-03-01
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I came first running at the speed of light,taking the cookie
(lol that sounds impossible) |
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zash_aJoin Date: 2009-06-18
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I trip you then take the cookie. I then lock my self in a high security fallout bunker. |
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bob8644Join Date: 2009-09-04
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I unlock the bunker using a special key, then rip out your eyes and take the cookie. |
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cutegillyJoin Date: 2010-09-08
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I then punch u, take the cookie, then put it in a pocket then hide in a giant's castle, which is inside a gianter giant's castle, which is inside a mouse. O_O |
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benman04Join Date: 2011-04-16
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I do the impossible, steal the cookie and tell the mods to ban everyone except from me. |
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redrafterJoin Date: 2008-01-05
Post Count: 2678 |
I grab the cookie and walk away.
~James Redrafter~ |
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I run after and steal. I say "ban/others". I also add Kohl's and do ":pa me".
I left, therefore the cookie is out of the derbis.
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I buy the cookie. I run home to do test submissions, and it is now a cookie which is delicious, and will make one invincible while still in belly. But if digested it will be impossible to get back unless one uses the "Omega Power Submitter 4000". I was about to eat it when... |
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I go get my brother, he hacks the game, I get the cookie, I leave. |
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I go ninja and steal the cookie,then (Skip to the end if you don't wanna read the entire paragraph) I super glue the cookie to a metal plate,Put the plate in a metal vault,make the vault:
Fireproof
Waterproof
Time travel proof (Time travel will not affect this box anymore)
Bombproof (Includes TNT proof)
Nukeproof
Gunproof
Humanstrength proof
And put it into the sun (The sun will burn robloxians,but this case is fireproof,also,dosn't burn me) and go with it
-Pie is better then cake,cake is a lie.- |
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Actually, there is plasma in the sun. So it instantly melts. I use a teleport ray so that it comes in my hand. I throw it and go back in the Lost Room of Spectation. |
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Makes my self fireproof and releases stoutland
Stoutland used Item Teleporter!
Stoutland recived the item!
Stoutland launches the cookie to earth anybody but above poster may get it |
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redrafterJoin Date: 2008-01-05
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I pick up the cookie, look at it, and hand it to the next poster.
-The Top Hatted Gentleman- |
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I give you 1 tix for the cookie and ask slenderman to protect me. |
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NibriJoin Date: 2010-06-15
Post Count: 748 |
I give Slenderman 20$ (Apparently his tie was torn) to let me take the cookie. I whack you in the head with a frying pan, take the cookie, and run to the [Marisa Stole the Precious Content] Shrine. Let's hope I don't trip on the steps leading to the [Content Master Spark'd] Shrine |
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I use my Strange Frying Pan and whack you to space (have fun exploring dem worlds!) and I take the cookie, saying "u w0t m8" |
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NibriJoin Date: 2010-06-15
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"I know I wanted to go to space one day, but this is ridiculous!"
I grab onto the Space Core and use it as a means of getting down to earth.
As I enter the atmosphere, my body starts to heat up more and more, until I hit you.
The force of me tackling you from space is so great....
1. The Cookie crumbles in the blast made from the tackle (No more ingredients to create more atm)
2. The Hakurei Shrine (Yes, I revealed where I traveled to) is (surprisingly) unaffected
3. All the money to get more ingredients drops out of our pockets and into the donation box.
As I reach out to grab whatever money that doesn't fall in that I can get in order to make more cookies, the miko of the shrine walks out....
Only Touhou fans can continue this "logically" now. (As in, How would the miko (shrine maiden, which is [gap]) of this shrine react?) |
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max0127Join Date: 2010-05-11
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............I hit you with this skateboard and a cookie pops in my face. I grab it and start skating down a hill!!!! |
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I create a brick wall and make you crash into a brick wall. Then, I suck the cookie into another dimension.
...Weil wir der Schönheitsflecken-Club sind! |
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max0127Join Date: 2010-05-11
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I ripped open the time-space contiuem and snag the cookie. My skateboard turned into a fire breathing dragon and i zoom straight past you burning you in my flame and ashes
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awegameJoin Date: 2011-08-16
Post Count: 836 |
hi |
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awegameJoin Date: 2011-08-16
Post Count: 836 |
I burn him and then i make a case that is
fireproof
waterproof
laser proof
human strength proof
gun proof
lava proof
ice proof
boom proof
tnt proof
nuke proof
bomb proof
plasma proof
bash proof
animal proof
Anything in existence proof
and put a lock on that is all these thing and:
-a 2358923679296 didget code
-alarm if you try to crack it and fail or get it(as soon as you push a button)
-lasers that destroy you no matter what you have on or as a sheild when you make it past alarm
-A security crew consisting of everyone in every dimension |
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NibriJoin Date: 2010-06-15
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It's not HAX proof.
Hello? Dr. Hax? We've got an overpowered case that is immune to about anything. I don't think the manufacturer accounted for HAX. Could you help break open the case?
Oh, just a cookie.
Well, we are having crazy battles over it.
Yeah, I know it's stupid, but it brings out the baka in everyone.
Of course.
*Dr. HAX drops in and does his thing, exploding the case*
Thank you. |
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