BioBot95Join Date: 2009-11-07
Post Count: 7040 |
(Chuck Norris is gonna be tough to beat...)
I gotz it! I drink a shrinking potion, and while I'm still small I sneak onto the cookie Pennyz is holding. Once there, I shrink da cookie! Now I haz cookie! And I are size of cells and bacteria! XD |
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jedi640Join Date: 2007-12-06
Post Count: 1015 |
I step on Bio, and take the cookie to my laboratory, where I un-shrink-ify it. I then put the cookie in a box, and put that box in a box, and put that box in a box, and so on. I then throw the box to Soviet Russia for whatever reason. |
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BioBot95Join Date: 2009-11-07
Post Count: 7040 |
"z0mg COLD!!!" Walking through Siberia is no picnic, but I finded da cookie! "How to keep the cookie safe..." A lightbulb appears over my head (I hate when that happenes) and I get an idea! I sail to Alcatraz and put up a forcefield around it. And missle turrets. Heat seaking. And people with machine-guns patrolling. And stealth fighters. And spotlights. And teleport detection things. And Shoop Da Whoop, he's there too. He owes me a favor so he guards too. Also microscopic guards for microscopic people. And satellites with long-range scanners, cloak detection, and long range lazahs. I'm also prepared to blow up the whole thing if necessary, with a very big explosion.
(Get through THAT MUAHAHAHAHAHA) >8-] |
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jedi640Join Date: 2007-12-06
Post Count: 1015 |
I set off the explosion from a safe distance, and the cookie mystically flies into my hand. I then go to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center, get a Portal Gun, go to NASA, get a space suit, go back to Aperture Science, shoot a portal at a panel, then shoot another at the moon, then toss the cookie through the portal. |
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turnbullkJoin Date: 2010-08-03
Post Count: 1647 |
I'm on the moon and all you people get vaporized,that was a fake cookie piece I still have the real one muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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jedi640Join Date: 2007-12-06
Post Count: 1015 |
Turnbullk used Vaporize!
Turnbullk's Vaporize backfired!
Turnbullk fainted!
Jedi640 obtains Cookie! |
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turnbullkJoin Date: 2010-08-03
Post Count: 1647 |
I still have the real one and you get a ragdoll cookie and get ragdolled then blown up |
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jedi640Join Date: 2007-12-06
Post Count: 1015 |
You got vaporized. I have the REAL REAL real one. YOU had the ragdoll one. |
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jawtoothJoin Date: 2011-01-07
Post Count: 9618 |
you taught that and i had th real one and you got vaporized when you where a ragdoll |
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jedi640Join Date: 2007-12-06
Post Count: 1015 |
*Exiles Jawtooth from the moon*
*Takes cookie from where he was* |
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jawtoothJoin Date: 2011-01-07
Post Count: 9618 |
me*thats a clone and the cookie to*
i roundhouse kick you from the moon
you burn inb the atmospere |
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jedi640Join Date: 2007-12-06
Post Count: 1015 |
*You kicked a clone*
*Slices in half* |
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I steal cookie,then i put in in a box made of solid metal,wich is locked by key,which is locked by code,wich is locked by lasers,wich is locked by traps,wich is guarded by Resident evil 5 chainsaw manjinis,which they are trapped on a solid ice,glass,iron and metal box,wich is guarded by some eyes,wich are trapped on a box made of lava,wich gets solid by a glass thing,wich is locked by cookies,wich is guarded by me.
but before i kill and ban everybody who guards the cookie,who got the cookie, who will steal the cookie,and game creator.
If someone gets the cookie i will throw the cookie into a black hole.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
i win XD BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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Says someone in FEAR. (don't want to flame but yeah). I sneak in the back. Easy as that. I XD at your sillyness. Then I throw the cookie up your throat and you choke violently. I LOL at your death evily. |
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jedi640Join Date: 2007-12-06
Post Count: 1015 |
I fake a High-5 with yosup, instead grabbing his arm and throwing him over my shoulder, straight into the ground. It was less harmful, since the gravity on the moon is 1/6 of that on Earth, but I still got the cookie, then I went back through the portal and rebooted the device, closing the portals. I then got a chainsaw, and cast a Jawtooth-trick-free aura around myself. |
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Not taking in acount that your hand is now being envoloped by some choking dude you throw him and the cookie up in the air. I catch the cookie on the moon then jump all the way through the clouds. I parachute down and " accidentally" drop it in a gator pit. The gators bite anyone. I hide in an apartment in "defeat". No one can touch me. |
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BioBot95Join Date: 2009-11-07
Post Count: 7040 |
Little did you all know, I projected those holographic cookies! I had the REALLY REALLY REAL REAL REALLY REAL one in my hand... why did I just tell you that? |
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i LAZORZ bio and take cookie |
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I ride on Nyan cat and swipe the cokkie from your hands. Then I call Weegee over to Weegee stare you all!>:D |
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jedi640Join Date: 2007-12-06
Post Count: 1015 |
I Olimer-stare at Weegee and he explodes. I then ride a Firebolt and take the cookie from King. I then fly in random directions, accompanied by a million clones of me, each with a clone cookie. |
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BioBot95Join Date: 2009-11-07
Post Count: 7040 |
Activate clon destroyer! I kill all clones and freeze you, then I haz take cookie.
Then I
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I just take the cookie frin Bio and walk off. |
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turnbullkJoin Date: 2010-08-03
Post Count: 1647 |
I use a cookie proof portal on you and take the cookie bringing it to my teammates relay style |
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I kick you in the head for cookie and hide in locked apartment. I knew it was fake before. Thats why I had it in quotes. Now I throw cookie in gator pit. |
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turnbullkJoin Date: 2010-08-03
Post Count: 1647 |
thats a fake. it blows up the gators and they eat you now jawtooth has the cookie,and he's somwhere you cant find him |
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