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yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish |
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dwd1106Join Date: 2008-12-14
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Yo mama so stupid she posted on this forum. :D |
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yo mama so stupid she actualy thought ur smart
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This is an awesome thread!
I got some for you too:
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain
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You mama junk so fat, it has its own zip code |
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Yo mama so stupid she bought solor powered headlights |
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ur mama so stupid that she put a battery up here butt and said "i got the power"
BTW : thisi is fun i cant stop |
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Yo mama so fat, that when we were playing hide-and-seek, she lost only because I could see her behind Mt. Everest! |
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yo mama is so fat that when god said "let there be light" she had to move out of the way |
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EidreJoin Date: 2010-12-17
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Yo Mama so stupid she saw robbers nicking the computer she said 'WAIT! I have to update my Facebook status' |
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kikicoolJoin Date: 2010-03-06
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Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ear and though she was listening to 50 cent! |
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Rondny101Join Date: 2008-01-29
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Yo mama so fat that she fell over in 1998 and got back up in 2998 |
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ur mama so ugly that when she looked at saquatch he screamed |
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mike804Join Date: 2009-08-09
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yo mamma so old, she farts dust! |
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Yo mama so stupid, she climbed a glass window to see what was on the other side! |
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yo mama so ugly when she looked out her window she was arrested for mooning |
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yo mama so fat when she jumped put the window she fell up |
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YO mama so fat when she broke her leg gravy came out |
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Yo mamma so fat she had to sit on the ground when watching TV. xP |
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Yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a gun fight.
Yo mama is so fat her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama is so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Yo mama is so poor when I walked through her front door, I ended up being in the backyard.
Yo mama is so old her birth certificate is expired. |
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ZsnakeJoin Date: 2007-11-14
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Yo mama is so fat, she has her own zipcode. |
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Yo mama so fat, she is fat. |
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Yo Mama so hairy she looked like a wookie. |
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