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brainiac680
#38625661Monday, December 13, 2010 4:54 AM GMT

describe how you'll save the above person, then present your own near-death position. example: 1: Help! I'm in a locked room made of plated steel! 2: I use a time machine to teleport you out of it. now i'm dangling above a crocodile pit! To begin: Help! an angry mob is chasing me!
penguin0987654321
#38625704Monday, December 13, 2010 4:55 AM GMT

i use a black portal to suck all the mob up and teleport them into kitty liter that was just used.now im stuck falling from a plane with no parachute
brainiac680
#38625736Monday, December 13, 2010 4:56 AM GMT

i'll go ahead and bump this: I use barricades to divert the mob towards somewhere else. HELP! now a saw is about to saw off my arm!
brainiac680
#38625760Monday, December 13, 2010 4:57 AM GMT

edit: nevermind okay, i grab a giant ostrich and throw it at you. now a saw is about to saw off my arm
penguin0987654321
#38625928Monday, December 13, 2010 5:02 AM GMT

then i pay superman and he saves you. now im stuck in quicksand
brainiac680
#38626026Monday, December 13, 2010 5:05 AM GMT

i throw you a crocodile to use as a rope. now i'm strapped to a chair next to a bomb, in space.
ROBOHAZ65
#38629078Monday, December 13, 2010 8:24 AM GMT

i throw lava at you. Im trapped in a crocodile's stomach.
adri37
#38629604Monday, December 13, 2010 9:56 AM GMT

I use a pickle that goes up the crock's but to fish you out, but it turns out the pickle tied me to an apple tree and is about to shoot acid at me through its nose
aransuper
#38633002Monday, December 13, 2010 2:16 PM GMT

Eatz da pickle OH NOES IM ABOUT TOO ASPLODE
brainiac680
#38639311Monday, December 13, 2010 5:36 PM GMT

i fire-extinguish you a level 80 tauren druid is about to maul me!
mariorules64
#38640013Monday, December 13, 2010 5:56 PM GMT

I brake it. OH NO! JUSTIN BIEBER IS GONNA SING!! >:O
Aberforth
#38640977Monday, December 13, 2010 6:23 PM GMT

I hit justin bieber with a grenade and he dies. O NO! JIGSAW IS ABOUT TO SLICE ME IN HALF!
ROBOHAZ65
#38641768Monday, December 13, 2010 6:43 PM GMT

i break the jigsaw Oh No, Telamon Is Constapated And Is About To Blow Up
admsk8terfan10
#38642243Monday, December 13, 2010 6:55 PM GMT

I get a bomb removetor and a troll and i remove the bomb and put it on the troll Aw cmon,a perv wants to **** me help!
hankyman583
#38642474Monday, December 13, 2010 7:00 PM GMT

i blow the hell out of the paedo but now im being attacked by 7 wild dogs, bears and builderman!
ROBOHAZ65
#38642549Monday, December 13, 2010 7:02 PM GMT

shoot the heck out of them with an AK-47. Builerman is trying to hack me
rama9000
#38650019Monday, December 13, 2010 9:10 PM GMT

I blow up his hotel with him in it while hes on his computer. Chuck Norris is a millisecond from roundhousing me in the face.
brainiac680
#38650182Monday, December 13, 2010 9:12 PM GMT

there's nothing i can do. it's chuck norris. Help! i'm in trouble, but i'm not sure how!
LoLcat2143
#38670890Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:06 AM GMT

i find out ur drowning in the kitty pool and i lift u up and save u Help!!!!!! after that i got kidnabbed and they r suffacating me!
paintballzombiedude
#38671132Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:09 AM GMT

I shoot you so you can die faster. I'm impaled on a stick! Help!
brainiac680
#38671155Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:09 AM GMT

i pass you some scuba gear so you can breathe. but now i'm underwater and i'm suffocating!
paintballzombiedude
#38671408Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:12 AM GMT

I drop an anchor on j00. Help! I'm bored!
brainiac680
#38671454Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:13 AM GMT

i loan you CoD. my computer's on fire!
paintballzombiedude
#38671688Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:15 AM GMT

I pour Gasoline on it! Help! I'm still bored!
GoodAndProud
#38671746Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:16 AM GMT

I do nothing but pour some more fire on it and it makes it go away! HELP!Roblox is filled with noobs and I got haxed!

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