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describe how you'll save the above person, then present your own near-death position.
example:
1: Help! I'm in a locked room made of plated steel!
2: I use a time machine to teleport you out of it. now i'm dangling above a crocodile pit!
To begin:
Help! an angry mob is chasing me! |
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i use a black portal to suck all the mob up and teleport them into kitty liter that was just used.now im stuck falling from a plane with no parachute |
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i'll go ahead and bump this:
I use barricades to divert the mob towards somewhere else.
HELP! now a saw is about to saw off my arm! |
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edit: nevermind
okay, i grab a giant ostrich and throw it at you.
now a saw is about to saw off my arm |
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then i pay superman and he saves you.
now im stuck in quicksand |
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i throw you a crocodile to use as a rope.
now i'm strapped to a chair next to a bomb, in space. |
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ROBOHAZ65Join Date: 2009-05-19 Post Count: 646 |
i throw lava at you.
Im trapped in a crocodile's stomach. |
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adri37Join Date: 2009-10-03 Post Count: 1577 |
I use a pickle that goes up the crock's but to fish you out, but it turns out the pickle tied me to an apple tree and is about to shoot acid at me through its nose |
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aransuperJoin Date: 2009-01-02 Post Count: 3478 |
Eatz da pickle
OH NOES IM ABOUT TOO ASPLODE |
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i fire-extinguish you
a level 80 tauren druid is about to maul me! |
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I brake it.
OH NO! JUSTIN BIEBER IS GONNA SING!! >:O |
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AberforthJoin Date: 2009-04-15 Post Count: 5514 |
I hit justin bieber with a grenade and he dies.
O NO! JIGSAW IS ABOUT TO SLICE ME IN HALF! |
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ROBOHAZ65Join Date: 2009-05-19 Post Count: 646 |
i break the jigsaw
Oh No, Telamon Is Constapated And Is About To Blow Up |
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I get a bomb removetor and a troll and i remove the bomb and put it on the troll
Aw cmon,a perv wants to **** me help! |
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i blow the hell out of the paedo
but now im being attacked by 7 wild dogs, bears and builderman! |
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ROBOHAZ65Join Date: 2009-05-19 Post Count: 646 |
shoot the heck out of them with an AK-47.
Builerman is trying to hack me |
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rama9000Join Date: 2008-07-21 Post Count: 288 |
I blow up his hotel with him in it while hes on his computer.
Chuck Norris is a millisecond from roundhousing me in the face. |
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there's nothing i can do. it's chuck norris.
Help!
i'm in trouble, but i'm not sure how! |
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i find out ur drowning in the kitty pool and i lift u up and save u
Help!!!!!! after that i got kidnabbed and they r suffacating me! |
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I shoot you so you can die faster.
I'm impaled on a stick! Help! |
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i pass you some scuba gear so you can breathe.
but now i'm underwater and i'm suffocating! |
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I drop an anchor on j00.
Help! I'm bored! |
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i loan you CoD.
my computer's on fire! |
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I pour Gasoline on it!
Help! I'm still bored! |
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I do nothing but pour some more fire on it and it makes it go away!
HELP!Roblox is filled with noobs and I got haxed! |
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