supermariobunny
#51525306Thursday, July 28, 2011 6:34 PM GMT

Pops you with a pin. HELP IT BURNS!
PhoneyBone3216
#51676244Saturday, July 30, 2011 7:29 PM GMT

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Harrypotter4456
#54039095Thursday, September 01, 2011 4:22 PM GMT

OMG HELP I'M BEING SUCKED INTO A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DEMENSION
HelpingCyrus2
#54736295Tuesday, September 13, 2011 2:29 AM GMT

I blow up the portal HELP I'M GETTING ATTACKED BY A CARE BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
m9j6g
#55388278Monday, September 26, 2011 1:01 AM GMT

Shoots care bear with lazer pistol. HELP! I'm being eaten by king kong!
supermariobunny
#56431610Saturday, October 15, 2011 6:31 PM GMT

I do something. HELP I HAVE MY BRAIN ROTTEN!
Doggie53
#60547419Friday, December 30, 2011 10:42 AM GMT

Get a new brain. HALP I'M GOING TO GET BOMBED BY INFINITY NUCLEAR BOMBS!
MisteringMan
#60553423Friday, December 30, 2011 2:57 PM GMT

I destroy the bombs HALP IM GONNA BE DELETED
Firwen
#60554634Friday, December 30, 2011 3:26 PM GMT

I pwn telamon with a axe. HEEEEEEELP! JEDWARD AND JUSTIN BEIBER ARE SINGING TO ME!!! HELP!
GhostSandwich
#60555074Friday, December 30, 2011 3:35 PM GMT

*Halo theme song plays* *I get out dual needlers* PEW PEW PEW!!! BOOOOOM! Pwned. Help! I can't get any people in my group!
MertesX
#60555244Friday, December 30, 2011 3:39 PM GMT

*Makes Jazz famous* So there u go... HELP, I DON'T HAVE AN IDEA WHAT SOMEONE GONNA HELP ME WITH!!!???
bluefire27
#60595378Saturday, December 31, 2011 1:33 AM GMT

I'm going to help you with your Roblox addiction(not saying you actually have one) *Breathes fire all over his computer* HELP! A KNIGHT IS TRYING TO SLAY ME!!!
aking1998
#60596825Saturday, December 31, 2011 1:50 AM GMT

challenges knight to epic dance off *loses* o well i tried. HELP I KNIGHT IS TRYING TO SLAY ME AND BLUEFIRE!!
cideadfsbaman
#60597962Saturday, December 31, 2011 2:04 AM GMT

i put K out of "Knight" and it becomes "Night" and it can't attack. HELP! THE MOON IS FALLING TO ME!(NO DESTROYING MOON)
aking1998
#60600415Saturday, December 31, 2011 2:34 AM GMT

i call super man and he throws the moon into deep space.............................................................................................. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . then we all burn to death and die
Doggie53
#60717636Sunday, January 01, 2012 3:13 PM GMT

I put on flame-proof suits in exactly 47 nanoseconds. Help me I'm getting attacked by infinity monsters that can't be defeated by anything (that includes black holes, destroying time, and nuclear weapons etc.)!
supermariobunny
#62313894Thursday, February 02, 2012 7:51 PM GMT

Chances of you surviving on your own is like finding a cave full of diamonds,so ill just teleport you to A house without the monsters. HELP MEH IM CHOKING ON A HAMBURGER!!
jakub15
#62315539Thursday, February 02, 2012 8:40 PM GMT

Drink some water, chill. HELP, AM IN A DESTROYING FABRIC OF TIME!
Doggie53
#62315886Thursday, February 02, 2012 8:50 PM GMT

Sew it back together. HALP THE UNIVERSE IS DISSAPEARING (plus all the alternate universes and dimensions too)!
supermariobunny
#64320244Wednesday, March 14, 2012 6:24 PM GMT

Build a new earth HALP I CAn'T STOP COUGHING *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
Doggie53
#65632480Thursday, April 05, 2012 3:54 PM GMT

Pills. HELP I'VE RAN OUT OF PILLS!!!
Subjunction
#65635521Thursday, April 05, 2012 5:06 PM GMT

Spit your pills out of your stomach and retake them HELP CAR IS GOING TO CRASH INTO ME ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ I like fun apples I hate annoying oranges
ninjaslice7
#65639815Thursday, April 05, 2012 6:48 PM GMT

*jumps in car and hits breaks*:3 Help I'm being attackd by waffle zombies.HELP!
jacob311926
#65640108Thursday, April 05, 2012 6:55 PM GMT

Cool Story Bro, noaw go make me a sammich HELP THAR ARE TO MUCH HAX0RZ!
MegaMario53
#65654157Thursday, April 05, 2012 10:13 PM GMT

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